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just know youll be getting these from me when i dont feel like actually writing smth😂

but yall seem to enjoy em so 

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julie: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. what should i do?

flynn: punch him in the stomach

flynn: then when he doubles over in pain kiss him

reggie: tackle him

nick: dump him

alex: kick him in the shins

luke: NO TO ALL OF THOSE

luke: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN JESUS CHRIST


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alex: i'm not doing too well

alex: i have this weird headache that comes and goes

reggie: *walks into room*

alex: oh look there it is again


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reggie: i can practically feel her undressing me with her eyes

luke: i dunno dude, she isn't laughing


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willie: i hate my last name

alex: why

willie: because it isn't yours

alex: well we can change that...*gets on one knee*

julie, turning to luke: i hate my last name too

luke: jesus woman do you EVER stop complaining 


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reggie: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE

reggie: *aggressively yeets water bottles* 

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