Tinfoilchef Stories

Evil Xisuma is back and no one know how. He starts to cause chao across the entire of the Hermitcraft server ending in a war. What will happen to Grian during all of thi...

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his...

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

Mumbo threw his third egg at the target block above Grian's door. The white shell exploded into a chicken as he finally hit the bullseye. Noteblocks chimed, out of time...

Pearl finds herself completely alone on the server, after having defeated everyone in war. The thrill of battle has vanished, and the feeling of emptiness is slowly sett...

A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come...

Talons used to be known as an extinct species, what if the members of Hermitcraft, find out most of them are one? From a Watcher Talon to a Herobrine Talon, the possibil...

Remade wattcraft server information :)

A book to dump one shots and short stories, (mainly Dream SMP related) in poggers :) [ all writings are about the persona(s), and not the actual content creator themselv...

What happens when people from all sorts of backgrounds and personality's come together and things go smoothly up until they don't? Perhaps everything is not as it seems.

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

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Grian can't help but notice that Doc has been very secretive about his project lately, and it's really bothering Ren. And, now that he thinks about it, Scar's been rathe...

The crown of a king is hard to bare. But Xisuma knows what its like, he's been king for over 9 years after all. when he gets news that an assassin guild has been running...

This is a small story about my hermitcraft AU how the hermits met my oc, This is an au its not meant to be 100% Accurate, also I started watching hermitcraft by watching...

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of H...

Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter wi...

It's just the title loll

Twenty-four strangers, all hiding from the magic inside that leaves them broken and alone, stumble upon each other, leading to them finding out that, despite what they m...