MORE GAYCRACKSHIT

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by REDDDYTEDDY
by REDDDYTEDDY
                                    
                                              I am brain dead so here is more crack stories with the THH cast, I will release an actual story soon I am just unmotivated.
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Ishimaru: I am heterosexual!
*Mondo Owada has joined the chat*
Ishimaru:..........
Ishimaru: On second thought-
*Ishimaru's heterosexuality has left the chat*
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Mondo: NAME ONE THING BETTER THAN A DOG!
Chihiro: T-Two dogs...?
Mondo: SHIT YER RIGHT!
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Byakuya: What the fuck are "Adult cereals?"
Leon: 50 shades of grain
Mondo: Porn flakes
Hagakure: Special D
Toko: Rice Frisky
Makoto: Raisin bran
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*Ishimaru looks at clock, it reads 12:03 am.*
Ishimaru: Just a few more minutes of studying-
*Mondo breaks down dorm door*
Mondo: Bed. Sleep. Now.
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*Kirigiri lost in a grocery store on a class trip*
Kirigiri: Excuse me? I lost my class, may I make an announcement?
Cashier: Oh uh, sure?
Kirigiri, speaking into the mic: Goodbye you little shits.
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Chihiro: What do you h-have planned for Valentines day?
Celeste: Murder.
Byakuya: That's reasonable.
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Ishimaru: Remember to drink water, everyone!
Byakuya: No.
Ishimaru: Then become the dirt I step on.
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Sayaka: Me and my boyfriend broke up because he found a girl online but he doesn't know it's just me catfishing him.
Makoto: Did you...break up your own relationship?
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Leon: Is masturbating while smoking weed called "Masturblazing"?
Mondo: No it's called "Highjacking".
Hagakure: Nah, it's called "Weedwhacking".
Ishimaru: No it's called disapointing your mother.
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Ishimaru: Swear words are now illegal, if you say one you will be fined.
Leon: Frick
Ishimaru: You're on thin fucking ice, buddy.
*Audible gasps*
Ishimaru: ...OH NO
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Mondo: My brother used to tell me "YoU'lL UndErStaNd WhEn yOu'rE oLdeR", well i'm older and I still don't fuckin understand.
Leon: I understand less.
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Asahina: Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood, so technically pancakes are more important than family.
Celeste: Are you Canadian?
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Hagakure: I hate being high sometimes, I keep hearing footsteps.
Leon: Are you walking?
Hagakure: OH SHIT!"
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Mondo: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.
Kirigiri: What the hell is everyone in this school taking.
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Leon: If Santa keeps track of the bad kids every year, and the year doesn't start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New years unwatched, so nothing you do can be held against you.
Mondo: The Purge: Season's Greetings.
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