Ishimondo Oneshots (DISCONTINUED)

c u m (i'm so sorry for this)

Hall man's pov:

I really want T a c o b el l  , but i'm also h o r n e e. Maybe i will ask my brofriend Mondo to get some t a c o b e l l. I skidaddle to his dorm and knocked violently because I have big yaoi hands. Mondo open the door with his also big yaoi hands.

(M) "hello taka, wassssup."

(I)" Mondo, we should go get T a c o b e l l together, as a date!"

Mondowo's face went red, like my eyebawls.

(M) "S-Sure bro-senpai! I would love to go get t a c o b e l l with you- U-Uwu."

I grabbed Mondo's yaoi hands with my yaoi hands and w a l k e d in the halls like a good boi and went to his motorcycle. Mondo sat on it and i jumped on afterwards, gving him a hug around his waist

(I) "Wait, mondo! Where are we going to put the t a c o b e l l?"

(M) "Sorry bro-senpai, you'll have to hold it."

(I) "Oki doki"

Mondo started his bike and we went vroooooooommmmmmmmm all the way too t a c o b e l l. Mondo pulled up to the speaker thingy idfk what it's called.

(M) "Hi can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nacho supreme and uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bro-senpai what do you want?"

(I) "C r u n c h"

(M) "Ok and then a cheeseycrunchtaco please."

The magical speaker lady told us we need 21.43 so Mondo got out his money and vroooommmed to the windoe.

(M) "here"

Mondo tossed his money at the magical speaker lady who was actually Mukuro Ikusaba, The 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school, The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro gave us our t a c o b e l l and we vrooooommmmmeeeeddddd away.

(M) "Hey bro-senpai, since this is a date wanna go to the fo re st."

(I) "sure, MondO!"

WE vroooooooomed to a park. I grabbed our t a c o b e l l and we walkeed into the fo re st. We sat down and had  our t a c o b e l l picnic date.

Mondowo's pov:

During our t a c o b e l l picnic, i noticed taka was looking pretty smexy smexy.

(M) "hey Taka, you look tastier then my fuckin t a c o b e l l"

Ishimaruwu blushed at my romantic line.

(I) "WEll Mondo, you look like a whole s n a c c."

Taka crawled over to meee, stepping on his t a c o b e l l.

(M) "Wh-what are you doing, B-bro-senpai?"

Taka gave me a smexy smexy smirk and gave me a w e t k i t h.

(M)" MmmMMMmmMMm, bro-senpai! You taste like t a c o b e l l"

(I) "Thats not the only thing that taste like t a c o b e l l."

I smirked smexily, taka was talking about his sticky hallmontior n u t . (JSK:KJNSLK> IMSOSORRY)

(M) "Wellllll, c a n i t e s t t a s t e i t ?"

Taka gave a smexy smexy smexy smirk and pulled out his 17 inch p p. we had epic seggs in the woods, squsing our t a c o b e l l. When we finished, i noticed a figure in the bushes that watched our seggsy time. Then, i realized it was G U N D H A M T A N A K A AND HIS FOR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!:KLSNFALKNVBJSOHKL

"H O M O MORTALS, COMMITTING SUCH SINFUL ACTS IN M Y WOODLAND AREA! BEGONE THOTS!!!"

Me and Taka skidaddled out of G U N D H A M T A N A K A 's woods and went onto my baby bikke and vrooooooomed back to my dorm, where we had more epic seggsy time.

675 on this.....w h y d i d i w r i t e t h i s (please kill me)