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Touya: Ew there's a rat

Touya: Oh wait that's just Shouto

Touya: Haha my bad

Shouto: I swear, you are the worst

Touya: Like I said, I'm just messing around

Touya: Can't you just take a joke?

Shouto: That's kind of hard when you do this all the time

Touya: Yeah yeah sure

Touya: What are you doing in my room by the way?

Shouto: This is my room, remember?

Touya: ...

Touya: Last time I checked this had my markings on it

Shouto: YOU'RE DISGUSTING, GET THE FUCK OUT

Fuyumi: Will you guys quit being so loud? Natsuo isn't doing so well

Natsuo: Why did you guys decide to fucking leave me, they were so loud and I heard things that I don't even want to remember

Keigo: Are you okay...?

Natsuo: NONONO STAY BACK DON'T TALK TO ME—

Keigo: Wait what did I do?  Touya, did I do something wrong last night?  D:

Touya: No, you were absolutely perfect ;)

Shouto: Fucking hell

Keigo: Oh okay :D

Shouto: Alright so now that that's out of the way

Shouto: GET THE FUCK OFF MY BED

Touya: Fine fine, I've had my fun, I'll leave now haha

Shouto: Thank you

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Okay what the fuck

Touya: What?

Shouto: MY SHEETS

Touya: What about them?

Shouto: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHEETS, THEY'RE ALL BLACK

Touya: You said to clean them

Shouto: I SAID CLEAN THEM NOT SET THEM ON FIRE YOU DUMBASS

Touya: Heat kills germs

Shouto: ...

Shouto: You know what, I'm going to go set your bed on fire and then freeze it

Touya: Sure Mr. Freezer Burn, that's definitely going to bother me

Shouto: Hey Siri, get me directions to tHe PaRaNoRmAl LiBeRaTiOn FrOnT's HiDeOuT

Touya: Shouto, that's—

Natsuo: Siri voice gEtTiNg DiReCtiOnS tO uNdEr A mC dOnAlD's PaRkiNg LoT

Fuyumi: Yeah I'm just going to stop trying to understand what's going on now

Touya: You two need to stop with that

Shouto: No

Touya: Natsuo, why are you playing along with him?

Natsuo:

Touya: That picture holds immeasurable power

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Touya: That picture holds immeasurable power

Touya: bUt

Touya: If you keep that up, one of you is going to turn out like Shouto's sheets

Natsuo: You mean like the way you cook chicken nuggets?  I came into the kitchen and there was a tray of burnt chicken nuggets... one of them was even on fire

Shouto: How do chicken nuggets even get set on fire?

Fuyumi: He used his quirk

Natsuo: That explain the blue flames

Touya: Excuse me, I don't know how to use an oven, so the best option was to use something I do know how to use

Shouto: You don't know how to use an oven...?

Touya: I lived on the streets my entire life

Shouto: Now I know that's a lie, you lived in the Todoroki household for at least 15 years

Shouto: Yet you don't know how to use a fucking oven

Touya: Well I uh

Shouto: Natsuo

Natsuo: On it

Touya: What the fuck

Touya: What are you guys doing?

Touya: How do you two know what you're talking about

Touya: Tell me—

Touya: GUYS

Touya: TELL ME RIGHT NOW

Natsuo:

Touya: I—

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Touya: I—

Touya: That was RUDE

Shouto: But it's true

Touya: You're a little shit

Shouto: And you're an ass

Keigo: Man, your family's great.  I love the memes :D

Touya: Don't encourage them

Touya: Alright so, Shouto, go to sleep, Natsuo... go to sleep

Shouto: It's nine am

Touya: Shhhhhh

Touya: Sleepy time

Shouto: Okay Mr "I have all the obligations to make fun of you but I don't know how to use an oven"

Touya: FUCK YOU

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