Touya: Hey hey who wants to see something
Shouto: What is it this time 🙄
Touya:
Touya:
Shouto: What the fuck is this?
Touya: It's my dick pics
Shouto: WHAT
Natsuo: If you genuinely get this joke, you're a fucking god
Shouto: Blocked
Shouto: Reported
Shouto: Don't fucking talk to me
Touya: Come onnn it was funny
Shouto: I'm done. Fuyumi, do something
Touya: Yumi wouldn't dare help you
Fuyumi: Who wants to learn something weird about Touya?
Touya: What
Shouto: Me
Natsuo: Me
Fuyumi: Touya once tried to snort flour like cocaine and was coughing flour for weeks
Touya: STFU THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
Shouto: It sounds like him
Shouto: Did this actually happen?
Touya: I WILL NEVER CONFIRM THIS
Fuyumi: Yes. It did happen. It's the only reason he doesn't do cocaine now
Touya: GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO YUMI, SHE WAS DROPPED DOWN THE STAIRS AS A BABY
Shouto: I think that actually happened to you
Shouto: And that's part of the reason why you turned out like a hoe
Touya: But you're the hoe >:0
Shouto: Shhhhh such naïveté
Shouto: You're literally always making dick jokes
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy