Touya: Hey hey who wants to see something

Shouto: What is it this time 🙄

Touya: 

Touya: 

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Touya:

Shouto: What the fuck is this?

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Shouto: What the fuck is this?

Touya: It's my dick pics

Shouto: WHAT

Natsuo: If you genuinely get this joke, you're a fucking god

Shouto: Blocked

Shouto: Reported

Shouto: Don't fucking talk to me

Touya: Come onnn it was funny

Shouto: I'm done.  Fuyumi, do something

Touya: Yumi wouldn't dare help you

Fuyumi: Who wants to learn something weird about Touya?

Touya: What

Shouto: Me

Natsuo: Me

Fuyumi: Touya once tried to snort flour like cocaine and was coughing flour for weeks

Touya: STFU THAT DID NOT HAPPEN

Shouto: It sounds like him

Shouto: Did this actually happen?

Touya: I WILL NEVER CONFIRM THIS

Fuyumi: Yes.  It did happen.  It's the only reason he doesn't do cocaine now

Touya: GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO YUMI, SHE WAS DROPPED DOWN THE STAIRS AS A BABY

Shouto: I think that actually happened to you

Shouto: And that's part of the reason why you turned out like a hoe

Touya: But you're the hoe >:0

Shouto: Shhhhh such naïveté

Shouto: You're literally always making dick jokes

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