What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Alright so Shouto, have you put on your suit yet?

Shouto: My suit?? What suit????

Fuyumi: Please for the love of god, didn't I tell you specifically not to?

Touya: Ah yes, the allusive "no"

Fuyumi: Yet you're doing it anyway?

Touya: I'm older than you, therefore I don't have to listen to you

Fuyumi: I—

Touya: That's what I thought

Touya: Anyway

Touya: Shouto. Suit. Now.

Shouto: What the fuck do I need a suit for? I don't even have a suit

Touya: I know that's a big fat fucking lie

Touya:

Touya: I have all the proof I need right here ✨✨✨

Shouto: Stop taking photos of me, it's creepy

Shouto: And how many times do I have to tell you to leave Izuku out of this???

Shouto: Also, where the hell did you even get that??  The day I wore this was a private event???

Touya: No one's safe from me ;)

Keigo: Touyyaaaa where'd my suit go??

Touya: I bought you a new one. It's laid down on the bed

Keigo: Touya, you really went and did that? 🥺

Touya: Yeah, your other suit was pretty outdated anyway

Keigo: I love you sm 🥺✨❤️

Touya: I love you too

Touya: But, back to the problem at hand

Touya: SHOUTO DID YOU PUT ON YOUR SUIT YET??

Shouto: FOR THE LAST TIME WHAT IS THE SUIT FOR??

Touya: Oh hold on I just got sidetracked

Touya: Look at how sexy this man is

Touya: