Shouto: You know what, I'm so glad that I'm no longer falling victim to Touya's dumbassery and instead I'm finally being left to die in the woods just as I have wished for so long after being added to this gc
Izuku: You do realize that we were spared after Touya attempted to kidnap Kacchan again and Hawks showed up and had this dramatic reveal about why they couldn't "adopt" and there was a lot of sobbing, not sure why Tokoyami was there, idk it's still very blurry to me
Shouto: Well then I must have been fucking high because last I checked I WAS BEING CARRIED OFF INTO THE FOREST IN A DUFFLE BAG BY AN ANGRY POMERAIAN
Izuku: Well maybe you really did eat those brownies that Sero made for your father
Shouto: What does that have to do with anything?
Izuku: ...
Izuku: Omg
Shouto: What?
Izuku: Did you... did you eat them...?
Shouto: ...Maybe
Izuku: OMG
Izuku: THOSE WERE MADE AS A PRANK I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE THEM THOSE WERE EDIBLES
Shouto: WHAT!? THEY WERE SITTING ON THE COUNTER AND THERE WAS A NOTE BY IT THAT SAID "For Endeavor-San :)" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAWKS BEING THE THOT HE WAS AND I ATE THEM OUT OF SPITE FOR MY FATHER
Izuku: DUMBASS
Shouto: DON'T CALL ME A DUMBASS IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME THE PLAN
Shouto: BESIDES, EARILER NATSUO BET ME ¥2000 IF I DID
Natsuo: Best ¥2000 ever spent
Shouto: I am going to kill you
Touya: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Katsuki can't be my child :(
Katsuki: Piss off and don't call me that
Shouto: Yeah, he prefers Kacchan
Shouto: Right, Kacchan?
Katsuki: I dare you to call me that one more time
Shouto: So Izuku can call you Kacchan but I can't?
Katsuki: Mind your business, fuckwipe
Touya: Kacchan can you shut up for a second let me be sad :(
Touya: You too, Sho-Sho
Shouto: Wow, you can't even come up with a new nickname?
Shouto: What a loser
Touya: Shut your flat ass up
Izuku: Don't talk about my boyfriend's ass like that 😤
Touya: We get it you like to see him naked please stop announcing it to the world smh 🙄
Rei: Excuse me, but why is nobody worried about the fact that Shouto ate edibles? Also, I'm also concerned about why you decide to talk about all this in front of me...
Touya: Because, the doctors said it was good for your mental health
Fuyumi: I'm sure that's not what they said
Touya: Ofc it is, memes have all healing powers
Fuyumi: Yes, Touya, because that makes sense
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy