What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: yAhOo~ Tobio-chan, Chibi-chan~

Shouto: Look, it's the tattle tale 🙄

Natsuo: Rolling in pretending to be Oikawa smh </3

Izuku: The audacity

Touya: I didn't do anything though

Fuyumi: Yeah, says the one who got us all grounded

Touya: Psshhhh I didn't do that

Fuyumi: I got a call yesterday that followed with Mom questioning who texted her, and then since Dad wasn't home, Hawks grounded us for some reason

Keigo: Idk, Endeavor Senpai wasn't there so I'm pretty sure that was the only way to react

Natsuo: Wait, HAWKS GROUNDED US???

Shouto: Do you not remember?  Wtf you were there

Natsuo: The last thing I remember was some broccoli that hit me on the head

Shouto: That wasn't broccoli, that was Izuku

Izuku: WAIT YOU WERE THE ONE I HIT??  I'M SO SORRY I PANICKED

Natsuo: Well at least now I know that I wasn't high 😔

Natsuo: But srsly, why would Hawks of all people ground us?  Plus like two of us are adults, so like why not just Shouto and Izuku?

Shouto: Wow, way to make yourself look good.  Izuku, where's the Death Note?

Izuku: The Death Note doesn't actually work haha

Shouto: In Death Note it does, so why not here?

Izuku: ...Anyway

Izuku: Hawks, pls explain yourself

Keigo: Well uhh Endeavor said that he would leave me in charge for a week in exchange for Yakitori just as long as I was able to prevent his sheets from being burned

Shouto: Lmfao wait Touya you actually did that?

Touya: Everyday :)

Shouto: I take back what I said, you're my favorite

Touya: Fuck yeah

Natsuo: What about him telling on us?

Shouto: Oh right

Shouto: I retract my statement

Touya: Goddammit, you just want to stay as the favorite brother

Natsuo: Nah, I just like making you jealous ✌😗

Fuyumi: All I'm saying is that whatever just happened is dumb

Touya: That's not what Mom said, she said that she finds it better for us to bond

Shouto: So you locked us in the house...?

Touya: Ofc

Shouto: Izu, Death Note please

Izuku: Well I would if I had it on me, but it's at my house, and I'm being held hostage by my boyfriend's psychotic, chicken fucking brother

Touya: Hey, I take pride in that title ;)

Shouto: I don't understand your obsession with chickens

Touya: Says the broccoli fucker 🙄

Izuku: Suddenly I'm not here 🙈

Shouto: That's BESIDES the FUCKING POINT