What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Natsuo: Eyyy I want a chapter

Touya: YOU BROKE THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL

Touya: AND ON THE FIRST FUCKING LINE

Touya: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE

Shouto: ...the fourth wall?

Keigo: I too would like to know what the fourth wall is

Touya: Guys, in case you haven't noticed, but this is a strange ass fanfiction

Shouto: ...what the hell is fanfiction

Touya: The boy is innocent

Shouto: Wait I'm serious, what is it?

Natsuo: Well

Touya: NO ONE TELL HIM

Touya: He shall not know

Shouto: ???

Touya: You haven't gotten to the dark side yet

Touya: Stay put

Shouto: What?  You know what, I'm looking it up

Touya: NO, FUYUMI TAKE HIS PHONE

Fuyumi: Uh... I took it

Natsuo: ...Why is Shouto screaming so loud

Fuyumi: Oh god, Natsuo please take his phone from me, I don't want to deal with this

Natsuo: BUT THEN HE'LL SCREAM AT ME

Fuyumi: Not the screaming, I could care less about that... my eardrums are already broken from certain people... not mentioning names...

Touya: Enji

Natsuo: The old man

Keigo: Endeavor

Fuyumi: ...yeah

Fuyumi: Anyway, the messages??  What the hell??

Natsuo: From who?

Fuyumi: ...well it looks like it's from his boyfriend...

Touya: Say no more

Touya: KEIGO

Keigo: Yes?

Touya: Get in loser, we're going broccoli hunting

Touya: 

Keigo: I'm coming :D

Keigo: Wait a second, was that a Mean Girls reference?

Touya: NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, GET IN THE CAR

Keigo: OKAY :D

Keigo: Wait... you don't have a car