Chapter 16 - The Sea of Monsters

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"So, should we start my next quest?" Percy asked

"Wait," A voice called out from where the Weapon's shed is. "I'm quite important in this one,"

"Ah yes you are," Percy agreed

"Have a nice time Clarisse?" Piper teased

"Shut up," Clarisse scowled "At least we lock the door."

"It was one time," Piper defended, blushing alongside her boyfriend

"Are you saying there's been multiple?" Clarisse shot back, raising an eyebrow

"No?" Piper squeaked

"We know it's been more than once, Pipes," Annabeth said "Everyone knows Aphrodite kids make the loudest noises during sex"

"How and why do you know that?" Chiron asked

Everyone from the future unanimously pointed to the Stolls. "Best graph we've made."

"Hades' sons was lot louder than I would have thought" Travis pondered out loud, before he could think.

"Travis!" Nico yelled, summoning some skeletons to chase the son of Hermes around

"I'm sorry!" Travis called out, as he ran away from the skeletons

"6 days in the infirmary unless you put away the skeletons" Will threatened

"He deserves it," Nico whined, not putting away the skeletons

"Then no kisses in the infirmary," Will added

Nico scoffed "We both know that you can't go 1 day without kissing me, so don't kid yourself by threatening 6 days"

Will sighed "You're right, but if you put the skeletons away, I'll make sure the infirmary is empty the next time we go there."

Nico blushed, but put away the skeletons.

Travis came to stop, breathing hard, those skeletons were fast "Thank" -pant- "you" -pant

"Should we start this quest?" Chiron asked, eager to get past the topic of sex

"Sure, it started when I had a dream of my best friend going wedding dress shopping" Percy began

"Annabeth?" TS asked

"No, I'm not involved in that day at all. Though I think you said it would be in about 2 months- time?" Percy said

"Yeah, I've already convinced Artemis to get Thalia and Reyna out of the hunt that day and for they've apparently got a date for the bachelorette party as well." Annabeth agreed

"Yep, and not telling you a single bit about it." Thalia grinned to Annabeth

"How many strippers?" Percy whispered in Thalia's ear

"5, all big tits" Thalia replied, while Percy nodded. Thalia and Annabeth were both boob people. (If you can't tell I headcanon Annabeth as bi, as well as Percy and Rachel. And it's also cannon Piper is bi, so you can bet your ass that I am probably going to reference it somewhere)

"Anyway, it was actually Grover that ran into the wedding dress shop, only for a monster to put his hand into the shop, yelling 'Mine!' Then I woke up." Percy explained

"Aw come on," Travis complained

"You can't tease us like that," Conner continued

"I didn't tease you like that, my dream did," Percy pointed out. "Anyway, when I woke up, I thought I saw a shadow outside of my room. I then got dressed for the last day of the year in school, where Mum then put Murphy's law into practice and said that if nothing went wrong then I would have gone through an entire year without getting expelled."

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