Hole Punch: Hey, Olly!
Olly: Yes?
Hole Punch: U wanna play? :D
Olly: No.
Hole Punch: Pwease? :D
Olly: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Olly: No.
Hole Punch: Awww... D:
*Game starts*
No-one: ...
Literally no-one: ...
Emergency meeting: Haha, I go BrRrRrRr-Coloured Pencils: What happened?
Scissors: I wouldn't be surprised if Tape killed someone, tbh.
Tape: Wha- Why me?!
Rubber Band: What's the matter, Hole Punch?
Hole Punch: :|
Everyone else: ...
Hole Punch: ...I just wanted to say hi. :D
*Everyone votes Hole Punch*
Hole Punch: Haha, I go bIg YeEtUs-
*Yellow was not the imposter*
Scissors: *Be chilling in Admin*
Rubber Band: Hi. :)
Scissors: ...
Rubber Band: :|
Scissors: I don't trust anyone here. ;-;
Tape: *Be vibing in Electrical* WHY IS DIS TASK SO HECCIN' HARD?! >:(
Scissors: Where's Jean?
Tape: Last time I saw him, he was in MedBay.
*DEAD BODY REPORTED*
Coloured Pencils: Someone killed Blue.
Scissors: Tape.
Tape: WHY-?!
Scissors: Because.
*Everyone votes Tape*
Tape: I hate all of you...
*Purple was not the imposter*
Scissors: Just you and me?
Coloured Pencils: Oui.
Scissors: *Just exists*
Coloured Pencils: *Also just exists*
Scissors: *Actually doing tasks*
Coloured Pencils: ...
Emergency meeting: H e l l o . :)
Scissors: RedventedRedventedRedventedRedventedRedve-
Coloured Pencils: SHUSH!
Scissors: :(
Coloured Pencils: I'm voting you.
Scissors: Why me? What have I done?
Coloured Pencils: Ur just sus.
Scissors: >:(
*Green was the imposter*
Tape: I heccin' knew it! :)
Rubber Band: GG.
Scissors: Ty.
Hole Punch: Wanna play again? :D
Everyone else: No.
Hole Punch: D:
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.