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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery

Humor

I'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.

#bored #gaming #idk #mario #papermario #random #thediscodevil #thedual-bladedduelist #theelasticentertainer #thefangedfastener #thelegionofstationery #themissilemaestro #theorigamiking #theshiftysticker

Just Coloured Pencils Speaking French to Annoy Everyone :D

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by TheGameBoi

by TheGameBoi

Hole Punch: Hey, Jean!

Coloured Pencils: Salut.

Hole Punch: What's up, bro? :D

Coloured Pencils: Pas tant. Et toi?

Hole Punch: Wut? ._.

Coloured Pencils: J'aime les tortues.

Hole Punch: Uhhh...

Coloured Pencils: Voudriez-vous m'aider à rétablir l'Union soviétique?

Hole Punch: Um... Yes?

Coloured Pencils: So, you would like to help me re-establish the Soviet Union?

Hole Punch: Wha- NO!

*Later*

Coloured Pencils: Bonjour, Ciseaux.

Scissors: ???

Coloured Pencils: Si votre fourreau était orange, vous ressembleriez à une carotte.

Scissors: ...Come again?

Coloured Pencils: I said, 'If your scabbard was orange, you would look like a carrot.'

Scissors: ...

Coloured Pencils: :)

*Later*

Coloured Pencils: J'aspire à une véritable égalité entre les sexes. Je n'ai aucune patience pour quelqu'un qui parle de privilège féminin quand cela lui convient et se plaint ensuite de quelqu'un "n'étant pas un homme" quand cela lui convient!

Rubber Band: ._.

Coloured Pencils: Êtes-vous d'accord?

Rubber Band: ...

Tape, Stapler and Olly: Wut?

Coloured Pencils: J'aime le riz au lait.