Olly: *Sleeping*
*The door bursts open*
Olly: What the-?!
Hole Punch: OLLY!
Olly: *Sigh* What do you want?
Hole Punch: I TOTALLY JUST SAW A GHOST OUTSIDE!
Scissors: Why did you drag us all here?
Rubber Band: HE JUMPED ON ME!
Scissors: I DID NOT!
Tape: Hey, you and Hole Punch were the ones screamin' the place down.
Scissors: NO, I WASN'T!
Hole Punch: Hey, I was only screaming because he was.
Scissors: I WASN'T SCREAMING, ALRIGHT?!
Tape: Quit yellin', will ya?! We're right here!
Coloured Pencils: Am I missing anything?
Stapler: *Bark, bark*
Olly: You do know that ghosts don't exist, right?
Hole Punch: I SAW IT! Well, I wouldn't have known it was there if Scissors hadn't had screamed.
Scissors: FOR THE LAST TIME-
Rubber Band: Then he jumped on me!
Scissors: I CAN'T EVEN-
Olly: ENOUGH! Scissors, what exactly was it that you saw?
Scissors: Ummm...
Rubber Band: Spill it, already! We don't have all night!
Scissors: ...There was a scary rock outside...
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Olly: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
YOU ARE READING
Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
