Hole Punch: Wheee! :D
Scissors: Stop jumping on the bed!
Hole Punch: Why? D:
Scissors: Because you'll break it!
Hole Punch: ARE U CALLING ME FAT?! D:
Scissors: No, I-
Hole Punch: UR CALLING ME FAT! *Cries*
Scissors: *Sigh* I'm not calling you fat at all. You're just...heavy.
Hole Punch: SO I'M FAT! *Cries more*
Scissors: Ugh, no! I only said you're heavy!
Hole Punch: SO BASICALLY, I'M FAT! *Cries even more*
Scissors: NO! *Slaps him*
Hole Punch: Owww! *Cries again*
*Later*
Hole Punch: Hey, Scissors!
Scissors: NO! *Hides*
Hole Punch: What? D:
Scissors: If you speak to me first, you're going to throw a rock at me!
Hole Punch: Oh, yeah! Great idea!
Scissors: NOOOOO! *Flies away*
Hole Punch: Awww... D:
*Later*
Hole Punch: I'm bored as hecc...
Scissors: Well, go and find something to do!
Hole Punch: But Idk what to do.
Scissors: That's why I said go and find something to do, you dim-witted watermelon!
Hole Punch: *Sniff* That's mean...
Scissors: Don't you even start crying aga-
Hole Punch: *Cries*
Scissors: I CAN'T-
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
