Hole Punch: I'mma punch the sun.
Olly: I don't advise you do that...
Hole Punch: Why not, bro? D:
Olly: Well... You'd just get burnt up. It's not rocket science.
Hole Punch: But I wanna punch it. D:
Olly: *Sigh* I'm not sure what you're expecting here. We don't have a rocket ship, anyway.
Hole Punch: I'm gonna punch it.
Olly: Please don't-
Hole Punch: I'm gonna punch it real hard!
And that's totally how Scorching Sandpaper Desert lost its scorch. :D
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
