Coloured Pencils: 'Feast your eyes upon my ART-senal! Twelve coloured pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!'
Rubber Band: 'You Paper Macho goons had better band together in the NEXT act...or I may SNAP!'
Hole Punch: 'If I ain't movin' to the groove when the needle drops, I'm gonna collect your face like a limited-edition seven-inch single!'
Tape: 'Hey! I'm elevatin' here!'
Scissors: 'My blade has been unsheathed... Now it must taste ink and paper!'
And Stapler doesn't speak, so...
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
