Tape: Hey, guys?
Rubber Band: Yes, Tape?
Tape: What exactly is a lid?
Coloured Pencils: Well, since I actually HAVE a lid, it's a removable or hinged cover for the top of a container. Or, in my case, a 12-pack of colours.
Hole Punch: Bro, don't listen to him. A lid is where you collect stuff, and when it's full, you peel it off so you can start punchin' again! :D
Coloured Pencils: That black rectangle of yours isn't a lid!
Hole Punch: Yes, it is! D:
Coloured Pencils: Imagine calling THAT a lid...
Hole Punch: Well, yours could get snapped off, and you wouldn't be able to reattach it! Mine can just be pushed back on! :D
Coloured Pencils: BUT IT'S NOT A LID!
Hole Punch: YES IT IS!
Coloured Pencils: NO IT ISN'T YOU DUMB PEANUT!
Hole Punch: *Cri*
Scissors: That wasn't me this time!
Rubber Band: Alright, that's enough arguing.
Tape: ._.
Hole Punch: He started it! D:
Coloured Pencils: Excusez-moi?! I'm just trying to tell you I'm right!
Hole Punch: NO UR NOT THO! *Cri*
Rubber Band: You're BOTH right, so stop arguing!
Hole Punch: Well, I'm more right!
Coloured Pencils: Oh, for the last time-
Coloured Pencils and Hole Punch: *Intense arguing for another five hours*
Tape: ._. It was just a question.
Stapler: *Bark*
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
