Hole Punch: Hey! :) Today, I'mma show you how to make friends if you're lonely! :D
*First attempt*
Hole Punch: Hey, lil' guy! :D
Toad: Wut?
Hole Punch: Wanna be friends? :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...No.
Hole Punch: D:
*Second attempt*
Hole Punch: Heyyy! :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: Wanna dance with me? :D
Toad: *Deep inhale*
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...No.
Hole Punch: D:
Toad: Nice moves, btw.
Hole Punch: Thanks!!! :D
Toad: I was being sarcastic.
Hole Punch: >:( Well, I stole your face!
Toad: *Muffled screaming*
*Third attempt*
Hole Punch: Hey again! :D
Toad: Why won't this dude leave me alone?
Hole Punch: I just wanna be friends. :(
Toad: Oh, sure. We can be friends.
Hole Punch: Really?! :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...
Hole Punch: :D
Toad: ...No.
Hole Punch: Awww... Ok... D:
*Later*
Olly: HOLE PUNCH, WILL YOU STOP CRYING ALREADY?!
Hole Punch: No! *Continues crying*
Tape: What da hecc is up wit' dat guy?
Scissors: Not my problem...
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
