Tape: Hey, why's it so dark all of a sudden?
Scissors: Don't ask me.
Olly: *In the background* DANG IT, HOLE PUNCH! PUT IT BACK!
Scissors: Well, I guess we've found our answer...
Olly: WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE?!
Hole Punch: Haha, the sun goes YEETUS DELETUS!
Olly: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Hole Punch: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Rubber Band: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Scissors: I DON'T KNO- *Ahem* I don't know!
Stapler: *Bark, bark*
Tape: Could you lot just shut up?!
Coloured Pencils: Hey, can I be in this chapter, s'il vous plaît?
Scissors: Sure, whatever...
Coloured Pencils: *Happy crayon noises*
Olly: HOLE PUNCH, JUST PUT THE DANG SUN BACK!
Hole Punch: Awww, but it's so shiny tho. D:
Olly: *Slaps Hole Punch*
Hole Punch: Owww... *Cries*
Scissors: That's much better.
Hole Punch: Can I just keep it for a bit longer, though?
Olly: NO! *Slaps him again*
Hole Punch: Owww! *Cries even more*
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.