Olly: *Sleeping*
Hole Punch: *Busts through the door* OLLY!
Olly: HIGISYFONOCUBOFYS-
Hole Punch: THE RAIN IS WHITE!
Olly: Say what, now?
Hole Punch: THE HECCIN' RAIN IS WHITE!
Olly: *Sigh* I'll go check it out...
*Later*
Hole Punch: Why is the rain white? ;~;
Olly: Hole Pun-
Hole Punch: What if the sky is falling?
Olly: Hole Pu-
Hole Punch: *Cri* I don't wanna die!
Olly: HOLE PUNCH!
Hole Punch: What? D:
Olly: For origami's sake, it's SNOW! There is no such thing as white rain!
Hole Punch: What's snow?
*A snowball is yeeted at Hole Punch*
Hole Punch: STFJNJBGDGNJFTS-
Scissors: *Laughs*
Hole Punch: You're on, Snips!
Rubber Band: Huh... Those two usually despise each other...
Coloured Pencils: Oui... Must be Christmas cheer.
*A snowball is yeeted at Coloured Pencils*
Coloured Pencils: Ca c'était quoi?!
Tape: Ha! Gotcha!
Coloured Pencils: Oh, it's on...
Rubber Band: It's nice seeing everyone get along for once.
Stapler: *Bark*
*Later*
Hole Punch: Hey, wanna hear my song? :D
Olly: No-
Hole Punch:
Dashing through the snow.
Why the hecc did I make this?
I don't even know.
My name isn't Chris.
*Looks at Scissors* He thinks I'm a peanut.
A potato, melon too.
I don't know what I am no-more.
I'm something that's not blue.
Oh, jingle bells.
Scissors smells.
Stapler ran away.
Rubber Band has no right hand.
And Jean-Pierre is gay.
Coloured Pencils: Hey!
Hole Punch:
Jingle bells.
*Pushes Scissors* Ha! You fell!
I've ran out of lines.
Tape and Olly took a trolley.
And crashed it into mines.
Everyone else: *Glares at Hole Punch*
Hole Punch: ...Merry Christmas? :D
Scissors: *Opens blades* Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!
Hole Punch: Oh hecc. *GOTTA GO FAST*
Everyone else: *Chilling with popcorn*
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
