Hole Punch: Man, I'm bored... Welp, I'mma go annoy Scissors.
Scissors: *Whatever he usually does on a daily basis*
Hole Punch: Heyyy! :)
Scissors: Here we go again...
Hole Punch: Knock, knock.
Scissors: *Sigh* Who's there?
Hole Punch: Boo.
Scissors: Boo who?
Hole Punch: Aw, don't cry, it's only me!
Scissors: Exactly!
Hole Punch: D:
*Later*
Hole Punch: Hey, Tape!
Tape: Yeah?
Hole Punch: Knock, knock.
Tape: Who's dere?
Hole Punch: I need up.
Tape: I need up who? *Realises* What da-
Hole Punch: *Laughs*
*Later*
Hole Punch: Hey, Jean!
Coloured Pencils: Oui?
Hole Punch: Knock, knock.
Coloured Pencils: Who's there?
Hole Punch: The interrupting cow.
Coloured Pencils: The interrupting co-
Hole Punch: MOOOOO!
Coloured Pencils: ...
*Later*
Hole Punch: Hey, Rubber Band!
Rubber Band: Yes?
Hole Punch: Knock, knock.
Rubber Band: Who's there?
Hole Punch: Cargo.
Rubber Band: Cargo who?
Hole Punch: No, cargo 'vroom, vroom' and 'beep, beep'!
Rubber Band: Very funny...
Stapler: *Barking in the background*
Scissors: That was so funny that I forgot to laugh.
Hole Punch: Dude, why do you always have to ruin the mood?
Scissors: Because I don't like you.
Hole Punch: Fair enough, bro...
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
