Hole Punch: Hey, Scissors?
Scissors: ...W-what do you want?
Hole Punch: Why are you always so miserable?
Scissors: Because you never heccin' leave me alone!
Hole Punch: Two cows were grazing in a field.
Scissors: ...
Hole Punch: One cow says, "Do you ever worry about the mad cow disease?"
Scissors: ...
Hole Punch: And the other one replies, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!" *Laughs*
Scissors: That's just stupid...
Hole Punch: Awww... I thought that'd make you laugh.
Tape: I don't think he even knows what dat means.
Scissors: Shut it!
Tape: See?
*Later*
Hole Punch: Hey, Scissors?
Scissors: *Sigh* What?
Hole Punch:
Scissors: ...You're an idiot, you know that?
Hole Punch: Yea. :D
*Later*
Hole Punch: Yo, Scissors!
Scissors: Oh, for origami's sake... What?!
Hole Punch: What did the cop say at the disco party?
Scissors: *Sigh* What?
Hole Punch: "Everybody, get down!" *Laughs*
Scissors: ...
Hole Punch: Aw, come on!
*Later*
Rubber Band: Hello, there. :)
Scissors: Oh... Hi...
Rubber Band: What's the matter?
Scissors: Hole Punch won't heccin' leave me alone cuz he's a witless cabbage!
Rubber Band: Well, why don't you stop being mood?
Scissors: Because!
Rubber Band: Well, that's a shame... *Slowly tickles him*
Scissors: *Snickers* G-get off of me!
Rubber Band: Ah, so you DO know how to laugh.
Scissors: *Giggling* Why do people like teasing me so much?
Hole Punch: Cuz it's fun annoying you! :D
Scissors: Sh-shut up, you!
Rubber Band: *Keeps tickling him* What's so funny?
Scissors: I-I hate you b-both!
Rubber Band and Hole Punch: Lol.
YOU ARE READING
Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
