Rubber Band: You know what I keep wondering?
Olly: What?
Rubber Band: Is there anyone else here who can speak another language that we don't know about?
Scissors: Hai. Jitsuwa arimasu.
Coloured Pencils: Quoi? Je ne comprends pas cela.
Tape: Now, look what ya started!
Scissors: Yo puedo hablar tres idiomas.
Hole Punch: What're you saying, Snips?
Scissors: Watashi wa anata o ima nakasezu ni anata o nikumu koto ga dekimasu!
Hole Punch: ...
Coloured Pencils: Je parie que vous aimez vous allonger par terre et faire semblant d'être une carotte parfois.
Scissors: ¿Qué? No se que estas diciendo.
Coloured Pencils: Je m'ennuie vraiment en ce moment.
Scissors: Watashi wa kame ga sukidesu.
Rubber Band: Is that Spanish or Japanese?
Scissors: Ambos.
Rubber Band: What?
Scissors: Ryōhō tomo.
Tape: How 'bout we end this chapter already?
Olly: Fine with me...
Stapler: *Bark, bark*
Coloured Pencils: Au revoir!
Scissors: Adiós! Sayōnara!
Everyone else: -_-
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Randomness of the Legion of Stationery
HumorI'm just doing this because I'm bored, and I like Paper Mario: The Origami King. Also, the Legion of Stationery are pretty cool for sentient office supplies, in my opinion.
