Incorrect Quotes #5 (More Oumeno)

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MORE.

Tbh, I don't see Himiko cussing, but some of these quotes have her cussing so...

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Kokichi: Himiko backward means "Okimih" which means perfection in a language I just made up.

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Kokichi: God, it's so hot in here.

Himiko: Then why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Tsumugi: Are they flirting?

Rantaro: I think so.

Himiko: We're not flirting, we're arguing.

Kokichi: We're flirting.

(Rantaro with Kaito is Kokichi's wingmen.)

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Kokichi: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Himiko: What the hell?

Kokichi: Oh sorry.

Kokichi: *whispers* wanna help commit a felony?

Himiko: *whispers* of course, what do you need?

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Himiko: *stubs her toe*

Himiko: OW! F*ck me!

Kokichi: *looking at her with a smirk*

Himiko: No, wait, that's not what I meant!

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Himiko: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby.

Kokichi: What baby?

Himiko: Me.

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Himiko: *sneezes*

Kokichi: ...

Himiko: Aren't you going to say bless you?

Kokichi: I'm sitting with you, you've already been blessed.

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Himiko: We all have our demons.

Himiko: *gestures to Kokichi*

Himiko: That one's mine.

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*In a locked room*

Himiko: Oh no, we're locked in!

Kokichi: *swallowing the key*

Kokichi: How unfortunate.

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Oumeno: *holding hands*

Tsumugi: So, who finally confessed?

Kokichi: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.

Himiko: You yelled "listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and you better acknowledge them" from the rooftop.

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Tsumugi: *Barging in*

Tsumugi: Himiko, I need to ask you-

Himiko: *laying awkwardly on her bed*

Himiko: *flustered* What?

Tsumugi: *suspicious* is Kokichi under the bed?

Kokichi: *muffled* No.

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Oumeno: *staring at each other*

Tsumugi: Do you smell that Kaede?

Kaede: Smell what?

Tsumugi: Sexual tension.

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Himiko: I told Kokichi his ears turn red when he lies, and now I can always tell when he's lying.

KaeMugi: What? How?

Himiko: Kokichi, do you love me?

Kokichi: *covers his ears*

Kokichi: No.

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Kokichi: My hair's all messed up.

Himiko: It's your morals that's all messed up.

Kokichi: Oh that's just part of my charm.

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Kokichi: I need you.

Himiko: For?

Kokichi: Ever.

Himiko: *voice cracking* oh.

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Kokichi: Would you kiss me for 10,000 yen (100 dollars)?

Himiko: Why?

Kokichi: Just curious.

Himiko: I guess...

Kokichi: *slams 10,000 yen (100 dollars) on the table*

Kokichi: Wouldn't you look at that?

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Angie: Ooh, what's that?

Himiko: What's what?

Angie: You got a little red, um, is that a bug bite? Or a little mouth-shaped sunburn? Looks like a hickey, actually.

Himiko: But it's not, it's not a hickey, right? Because that would be disgusting, and wildly unprofessional. Kokichi, did you give me a hickey?!

Kokichi: Okay no, I didn't. I gave you a half hickey, because we haven't had the time or the privacy for me to give you a full hickey!

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