Heyo!
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Tsumugi: This person doesn't know who Chat Blanc is?
Miu: *clears throat*
Miu: Fake fan.
Tsumugi: *Confused expression as she was talking about a kids show*
(Miu likes kid shows, SHE WATCHES KID SHOWS OKAY?)
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Kaede: Did you know books we're made out of human skin?
Kokichi: Already knew that. Get on my level on how many weird facts I know.
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*23:00(11:00) at night*
Miu: *Sneeze scream*
Maki: *Waking up*
Maki: If I hear you scream one more-
Kaede: That was a sneeze!
Maki: That was a sneeze?!
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Kokichi: Wanna try the Australian Kiss?
Himiko: What's that?
Kokichi: It's a kiss from down under~.
Himiko: Go eat a snickers, you're not yourself when you're hungry.
(Me and my cousin were joking as we were reading inappropriate pick-up lines and laughing at them.)
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Kaede: I hate frosted sugar cookies.
Kokichi: *turning around in a spiral chair*
Kokichi: *Scary tone* What did you just say?
Kaede: I hate those cookies?
Kokichi: You better watch your back.
(So my teacher held this grudge for a FULL year almost two. He would scare me in the hallways, when I'm in math class he would purposely come into my classroom to sharpen his pencil and just stare ominously at me while everyone was confused why I had my head in my arms, he would give me sugar cookies, and everyone in my class would ask for one and he would say "Only for her!" Like I'm the only one that hates those cookies. In eighth grade, his office was once again in my classroom and he told me "Once you graduate I will give you a container of sugar cookies." This was a threat. (Un)luckily I did not get 8th-grade graduation because of covid.)
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Miu: I love Kiibo.
Kiibo: You say that every day.
Miu: I didn't say it yesterday, IM SHOWING MY LOVE.
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Kaede: Are tables virgins?
Miu: Well no, they have been touched before.
Kaede: ...
Miu: ...
Kaede: This conversation has gotten weird and I'm going to stop it right now.
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Maki: Gabi and Eren (AOT) are the same.
Tsumugi: They are but at least Eren LOST hope.
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Tsumugi: Which one Hope or Despair?
Kokichi: Why not both?
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Kaito: It could be worse, you could be as tall as Kokichi.
Kokichi: I will bite your knee caps, space boy!
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Kaede: Okay...I have a question.
Tsumugi: Kay?
Kaede: If Gray and Juvia (Fairy Tail) have sex, how would that work?
Tsumugi: I don't understand wouldn't it work normally?
Kaede: Well isn't Juvia water, and whenever she has a physical attack without magic her body turns into water. He's thrusting in there...with such speed.
Tsumugi: *laughing*
Kaede: Wouldn't that count as an attack?
Tsumugi: How would that work?
*A few hours later*
Tsumugi: Miu, if Gray and Juvia have sex, how would that work?
Miu: ...
Miu: I...don't know.
Himiko: That's a good question.
*Another few hours later*
Miu: Gray can turn into demon mode right?
Shiromatsu: Yeah.
Miu: He'll have to turn into demon mode to have sex, MEANING, he has to have a magical penis for this to work.
All: *laughing*
(I can confirm that this was a midnight thought. I told my cousins this question and even they didn't know. My male cousin went "How would that work?" And he's a GUY, only girls care about this question! He even helped figure out an answer with us.)
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And that's it.
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A Random Danganronpa Book
RandomJust me and some random danganronpa things :) Note: This may contain ships that you may not ship, be warned.
