Incorrect Quotes #6 (Random Edition!)

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No, I am not done with my hiatus, though I do have some stuff I needed done, done so thumbs up for me.

This mostly contains ship stuff. So a bunch of Oumeno, Saimatsu, and Kaimaki.

Also, can I request someone to draw HimiKaeMaki in sunglasses? This will make my day.

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Himiko: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those.

Kaede: Yes, of course.

Maki: That's why you break their bones. They have 206 of those.

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Maki: So it's scientifically proven from your book that stabbing your crush makes them fall for you?

Himiko: ...sure?

Maki: You should stab Kokichi.

Himiko: No-

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Kaede: Could you at least try to be nice?

Maki: Could they at least try to not breathe in my direction?

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Kokichi: *rolling dice*

Kokichi: If I roll all ones I get a kiss.

Himiko: Sure, whatever you say.

Kokichi: *rolls all fives*

Kokichi: Wait, shit, I should've said five.

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Maki: Thank you for lunch.

Kaito: Wait, I didn't pay, I thought you paid.

Maki: So apparently we don't pay for food anymore.

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Kaede: So what's Kokichi to you?

Himiko: The reason why I wake up in the morning.

Kaede: ...that's adorable.

*Earlier that morning*

Kokichi: *Smacking pans*

Kokichi: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP.

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Tsumugi: If you don't love your girlfriend, a lesbian will.

SaiOuMota: *Sitting across from her*

Tsumugi: Consider that a threat AND a promise.

(Fun fact: The fourth person I ship with Himiko, Kaede, and Maki is Tsumugi. This is my only Ot4)

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Himiko: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?

Maki: I promise.

Himiko: Well there's this guy, Koki-

Maki: *firmly* You could do so much better.

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Tsumugi: So are you two dating?

Saimatsu: *Holding hands and glancing at each other*

Saimatsu: Isn't it obvious?

Tsumugi: Yeah. It was. What took you so long?

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Kaito: Being smart doesn't make you interesting.

Kokichi: Neither does you beard.

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Shuichi: You...have a face.

Kaede: I do.

Shuichi: I mean...a nice face. You have a nice face.

Kaede: Thanks...I guess.

Shuichi: Please accept my poor attempt at flirting. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Shuichi: What if Kaede kisses me again?

Oumota: You kiss her back.

Shuichi: ...

Shuichi: But why her back though?

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Kokichi: God, you're clingy.

Himiko: You came into MY bed.

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Kokichi: Hey, if you ever get married can I be an important role in the wedding?

Himiko: I don't even-

Kokichi: Like the groom.

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Kaito: Why is Maki flirting with me all of a sudden?

Tsumugi: All of a sudden?

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*Akameno hanging out*

Kokichi: *staring at them silently*

Tsumugi: You're really quiet there, Kokichi.

Kokichi: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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Kokichi: I have a plan.

Shuichi: Does it involve us not getting into trouble.

Kokichi: I said I had a plan, not a miracle.

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Maki: He shot at me, so I did what had to be done.

Kaede: Called for help?

Maki: Stabbed him in the shoulder.

Kaede: *exasperated sigh*

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Himiko: Pick your clothes off the floor.

Kokichi: Why? I wasn't the one who put them there.

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Himiko: I like you, please go out with me.

Kaede: *Arm around Maki*

Kaede: Okay, who are you talking to me or Maki?

Himiko: Yes.

(Had to include HimiKaeMaki you know? Also, my headcanon on Himiko's sexuality changed to bisexual.)

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I don't plan on posting my stuff that I'm done with until 2 weeks from now.

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