Starbucks orders

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Michael:

He's the weirdo of the group that will dead-ass go up to the counter and order a plain black coffee. He genuinely enjoys it too and will openly bitch about how other varieties they serve barely have any coffee flavor in it. On a good day (Halloween, for instance) he might even spice it up and demand a few shots of espresso.

Jason:

Getting really big chai latte vibes from this man.

Brahms:

Prefers tea.

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And if it's even slightly off, there will be hell to pay in the form of a very disgruntled British man.

Bubba:

Is honestly just happy with whatever he can get...buuuut, if he's able to be specific with it, he loves caramel Frappuccinos!

Thomas Hewitt:

Sometimes the rambunctiousness of so many flavors all at once can be unpleasant for him but he'll take a iced buttered pecan latte on any day.

Billy Lenz:

Orders the pineapple matcha drink. Enjoys it.

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