The Spy In You (A Sokeefe Spy AU)

SHIPS!! (not part of the story)

A/N: Sorry, I'm not in time to write another chapter of the main story this week, so this is just a small content chapter on me rating all the ships possible amongst Sophie and her friends.

I hope you like it! And one more thing, please try not to hate on any of my opinions, those are just what I think... Everyone is free to ship whatever they want!!!

Me doing some shameless self promo: If you think this is not enough content for a week, you can go check out my newly updated oneshots book, where I stated my theory for who Glimmer is. :)))

Final note, comment if you agree with any of these! (Even more if you agree 100% :)))

P= platonic

R= romantic

Here we go!

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People involved:

Sophie
Keefe
Fitz
Biana
Linh
Dex
Tam
Wylie
Stina

Ships:

(R&P) Sokeefe: infinite% (DURHHH <3)

(R) Sophitz: -infinity%  (Eww)
(P) 65%

(P) Sophiana: 100%
(R) 0% (pretty sure they ain't LGBT, and I ship Sokeefe and Tiana so that would be gross)

(P) Solinh: 100%
(R) 0% (same reason for Sophiana, and I ship Lylie)

(P) Sodex: 100%
(R) 3% (that ship died, but Dex is cute)

(P) Sotam: 100%
(R) 0% (same reason as Sophiana)

(P) Solie: 75%
(R) 0% (just no)

(P) Sotina: 50%
(R) -infinity% (it ain't gonna happen, buddy)

(P) Keefitz: 90%
(R) -infinity% (I hate this ship romantically, but I once had a thought... You know how the Love Triangle consists of Sophie, Keefe and Fitz? Sokeefe shippers think the point that needs to be removed is Fitz. And vice versa for Sophitz shippers. BUT WHAT IF THE POINT THAT SHANNON REMOVES IS SOPHIE?!?! don't mind me... Moving on...)

(P) Keefiana: 100%
(R) 12% (A random number, but it's not 0 because we all know Biana used to like Keefe... BUT Tiana and Sokeefe are both WAYYYY better than Keefiana, so yeah...)

(P) Keelinh: 99% (They don't talk much in the actual books)
(R) -infinity% (DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT I LIKE SOKEEFE WAY BETTER AGAIN?!??)

:))

(P) Keefex: infinity% (prank masterssss :p)
(R) -infinity% (no, just no.)

(P) Kam: infinity% (*insert smirk face*)
(R) -infinity% (NO, FULLSTOP.)

(P) Kylie: 50% (ooh look, a human name!!! Lol... And I feel like they don't talk much in the real books.)
(R) -infinity% (kindly scroll up and take a look at what I've said before, THANK YOU)

(P) Keena: 0% (how about no?!?)
(R) -INFINITY% (SOMEONE GET ME AN EMPTY SWIMMING POOL TO VOMIT IN)

(P) Fitziana: 100% (Pfft, of course platonically, they literally ARE siblings)
(R) -INFINITY% (empty the ocean for me, a swimming pool just ain't enough anymore)

(P) Finh: 85%
(R) -100% (how 'bout no?!?)

(P) Fedex: 90% (Dizznee and Wonderboy XD)
(R) -100% (a bucket is enough for this)

(P) Fam: 88% (What a weird ship name for Salty Boi and Wonderboy)
(R) -infinity% (my puke can flood Jupiter right now)

(P) Fylie: 30% (they don't talk in the actual books)
(R) -infinity% (my vomit can drown a person :))

(P) Fina: 0% (worst ship in human and elvin history even though it's just platonically)
(R) -infinity x infinity (WORST. SHIP. EVER.)

(P) Bianalinh: infinity%
(R) -infinity (GROSS. And Tiana and Lylie SEPARATELY is better :))

(P) Diana: infinity%
(R) 45% (I'm halfway between Tiana and Diana, but I like Tiana better)

(P) BAM (or Tiana): infinity%
(R) 55% (The entire fandom knows Tam likes Biana... Whether or not the feeling is mutual... Well, I definitely have no idea.)

(P) Bilie: 75% (Both are members of Team Valiant *shrugs* OOH LOOK A HUMAN NAME!!)
(R) -infinity% (Uh... No thank you.)

(P) Bina: 35%
(R) -INFINITY% (NO, NO, NO AND NO. DIS I MENTION, NO?!?!)

(P) Linhex: infinity%
(R) 2% (Probably not though)

(P) Lam: infinity% (they're already siblings... Of course platonically)
(R) -infinity% (Jupiter ain't enough anymore, folks)

(P) Lylie: infinity%
(R) infinity% (LYLIE FOR THE WINH!!!)

(P) Lina: 30% (Linh's nice to everyone, and Stina should return the favour :))
(R) -INFINITY% (I have out vomitted myself to vomit anymore, thank you.)

(P) Dam (or Tex, but it sounds like tax): 50% (they barely talk at all in the real books)
(R) -INFINITY% (IF DAM HAPPENS, THEN WE'LL HAVE A DAM PROBLEM!!!)

(P) Dylie: 50%
(R) -INFINITY% (if Dylie happens, we all need to DY as in DIE)

(P) Dina: 60%
(R) -INFINITY% (it will be really ironic if this ship really sails)

(P) Tylie: 100% (They need to get along if we want Tammy Boi to approve of Lylie's wedding. :))
(R) -INFINITY x INFINITY (GROSSSSSS)

(P) Tina: 0% (they've never even talked)
(R) -INFINITY% (what? You want me to start murdering people?!?)

(P) Wylina: 0% (nice name, bad ship)
(R) -infinity% (JUST NO)

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YAYYY I'M DONEE!!!

Who agreed with every single one of these?

Who agreed with these mostly?

Who hated all of this crap?

BAM!! It's Tiana.

Lylie for the Winh!!

Team Foster-Keefe will always be cooler.

I'm lame, so:

BAM! It's Team Foster-Keefe for the Winh!

Lol... Comment!!!

Gotta go... School stuff... Bye!!!

See y'alls next week!!!

~Alison_5201314
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