Nightmare Bonnie: I’m well aware that I’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business. I don’t need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.
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Freddy: Is something burning?
Bonnie: Well, it could be my hot mixtape!
Freddy:..
Bonnie: Also the kitchen's on fire again.
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Phantom Foxy: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Phantom Freddy: It becomes DAYtrogen!
Springtrap: I'm going to bed.
Phantom Foxy: Good nitrogen.
Phantom Freddy: Sleep titrogen.
Phantom Chica: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.
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Baby: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
Funtime Freddy: I- I only have one hand-
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Freddy: Since when is babysitting the others my- Oh my God. That's exactly my job.
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Bonnie: Dad, Foxy broke a window!
Mike: Who's "Dad"?
Freddy: From a group position standpoint, I guess I am.
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Nightmare Fredbear: GO NOW OR ABANDON ALL HOPE OF SEEING THE SUN AGAIN!
Plushtrap: You stop that!
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Bonnie: Are you sugaring your burrito?
Golden: Food is anarchy, dude. Live by your own rules.
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Toy Chica: Think we should have a squad name?
Toy Bonnie: The fuck squad.
Toy Freddy: No.
Mangle: Yes.
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Nightmare Freddy: Thanks to Nightmare Bonnie, the Freddles have recently taken up cursing. Yesterday, they referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis".
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Jeremy: When straight people assume I'm one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.
Toy Chica: Lesbionage.
Withered Bonnie: Bi spy.
Mangle: It's an ace case.
Marionette: Pan with a plan.
Shadow Bonnie:...Secret gaygent.
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Nightmare Foxy: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Nightmare Mangle: You'd have to duck!
Nightmare Freddy: I hate you both.
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Mike: This is such a bad idea.
Fritz: Then why are you coming along?
Mike: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Freddy: Everyone synchronize your watches.
Bonnie: I don't know how to do that.
Chica: I don't wear a watch.
Foxy: None of us own a watch.
Golden: Time is a construct.
