Carlton: If I were to date someone, let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.
Lamar: Hey what the fuck does this mean. Carlton please I'm shaking what does this mean.
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Funtime Foxy: My preferred pronouns are "Your majesty".
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Freddy: I'm fine.
Freddy internally: *that tunnel scene from Willy Wonka*
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Freddy Frostbear: New Cryptid. It's me. I come into your window at night and say "feel how cold my hands are", and then put them on the back of your neck.
Fritz: But my neck!
Frostbear: You should've thought about that before you went and had a neck.
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Golden: Dark humor isn't everyone's cup of liquified spine.
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Freddy, to Jeremy: Apologies for being late. I don't like you enough to be the first one here.
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Jeremy: Do you even exist? Why are you here?
Shadow Bonnie: I'm here to torment you for being a bitch. *bites a Kitkat*
Jeremy: *screaming*
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Nm!Chica: Who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy? Who the fuck says "I'm gonna eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt, and I'm gonna like it"?
Nm!Freddy: Me.
Nm!Foxy: Feed me the pain salt.
Nightmare: If my eye isn't twitching it's not sour enough.
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Funtime Foxy: My two moods are: Glitter and Death.
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Freddy: The first thing I want to do is hurt you.
Jeremy: Don't you mean the last thing-?
Freddy: No.
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Golden: Do you ever just go "Wow, I have a lot of repressed anger and sadness!"
Freddy: Do you need a hug?
Golden: Please.
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Golden: YOU SHITFUCKERS DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY I'M GOING TO YIFF YOUR DICKS.
Freddy: *crying* Please no-
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Chica: Golden...are you okay?
Golden: No.
Chica:...Why?
Golden: I snorted ten pounds of cocaine and Bonnie is currently shitting rainbows.
Bonnie: ???
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Golden: *knocking on window* Your teeth. Hand em over.
Mike: *fear*
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Jeremy: *texting* Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) sending a coded message.
Mike: *also texting* Did you anger Freddy again?
Jeremy:....Nooo-
