Marionette: Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Toy Bonnie?
Withered Bonnie: He's over there, dazzling some psychologists.
Toy Bonnie: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My creator cried the day I was made because he knew he could never be better than me. At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people. I’m exquisite.
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Henry: I regret creating you.
Golden: Then get rid of me, pussy.
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Lolbit: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
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Foxy: Why does everyone always assume Freddy has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan.
Freddy: Go on then.
Foxy: Oh- that was just hypothetically.
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Chica: Did you die?
Springtrap: Sadly, yes. But I lived!
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Bonnie: Golden does have a point.
Golden: Don't agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable.
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Henry: What's for dinner?
Jeremy: Updog.
Shadow Freddy: *dabs*
Jeremy: No, not yet, wait until he asks what it is.
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Mike: Would you slap Toy Bonnie for five million dollars?
Withered Bonnie: I don't need money. I'd slap him for fucking looking at me.
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Freddy: OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING! EVERYONE STAY CALM!
Bonnie: What's the procedure?
Freddy: STAY FUCKING CALM-
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NM!Bonnie: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Plushtrap: You looked in a mirror?
NM!Bonnie: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.
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NM!Foxy: And how are you going to stop me?
NM!Freddy: I'll tell Nightmare.
NM!Foxy: You sick bastard.
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Fritz: Who are you?
Withered Freddy: I'm your worst nightmare!
Fritz: You're me, when I'm late to school and I forgot my homework and my pants are made of pudding?
Withered Freddy: N- No...I don't-
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Bon Bon: I know kung-fu!
Funtime Freddy: For the last time. No. You don't.
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Freddy: Bonnie.
Bonnie: Oh no, Bonnie in B flat. You're disappointed.
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Marionette: What's the difference between your leadership and reckless idiocy?
Freddy: It's my leadership when it works.
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Golden: Would you take a bullet for me?
Bonnie:...Yes?
Foxy: *angrily bursts into the room*
Golden: *running away* Thanks!
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Funtime Foxy: Just ignore him. He'll eventually just burn himself out.
Funtime Freddy: That's what you think! I'm an eternal flame, baby!
