Bonnie: I've never been in a snowball fight before. Is there a point system or is it to the death?
Freddy: To the death. Now go get Mike.
Bonnie: Okay!
Freddy:....FOXY NO DON'T LISTEN TO GOLDEN DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SN- God fucking-
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Mike: You two fight like a married couple.
Freddy: If we're married I want a divorce.
Golden: Cool. Who keeps the kids?
Freddy: I can't even trust you to watch yourself. I do.
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The kitchen: *blows up*
Jeremy: THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Freddy: Probably my ex-husband.
Jeremy: Your w h a T-
Mike: *aggressive wheezing*
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Jeremy: What gender are you?
Mangle: Yes.
Jeremy:...That's not an-
Funtime Foxy: Did they fucking stutter? They are yesgender. It's not that hard to comprehend.
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Bonnie: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles*
Fritz: Uh-
Jeremy: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Bonnie: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Mike: *crying* It's working-
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Freddy, to Mike: If a murderer got you, I'd hunt them to the ends of the earth so they could face justice.
Foxy, also to Mike: If you asked I'd kill everyone in this room without a second thought.
Mike: *a bit flattered but also very disturbed and scared* You guys know normal friends don't say stuff like that right-
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Bonnie: *trips over a potted plant and apologizes to it*
Freddy: This one. I am going to adopt him.
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Funtime Foxy: Freddy has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. *louder* Hey, Freddy? Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Funtime Freddy: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?
Funtime Foxy: Now what state is it in?
Funtime Freddy: Pfft. I don't know. Ecuador or something.
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NM!Bonnie: *mockingly* Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?
Plushtrap: Well, aren't you snarkiness, sarcasm and-....Oh.
NM!Bonnie: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with snarkiness and sarcasm and makes sense and I'll stop acting like an asshole.
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NM!Foxy: THROW HIM FROM THE ROOF.
Nightmare: What the fuck no.
NM!Freddy: Foxy can't we talk about this-
NM!Foxy: I'll do it myself-
NM!Fredbear: YO WE SAID NO-
NM!Chica: Please don't.
Chris: Well guess this is the end. I had a decent life.
NM!Bonnie: Lol do a flip.
