"𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚊" |《Dream SMP Reader Insert》

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Hey guess what I got an axolotl ^^^ this is shoelace and I love it

Aaaaaaaaaaand by the way time is gonna be really fucked up so pay no attention to that lmao-

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George's POV

"Uh oh"

So it had been around four months since we had all met up in America and I was faced with a bit of an issue. (Y/n)'s birthday was next month but she said she was going away with her family to celebrate it. It might have been a lie I'm honestly not sure but the point is The group kind of just- decided to go to Singapore before her birthday to surprise her and I know one thing.

We are so fucking screwed-

This is not going to end well. I have two options here I either warn (Y/n) of what's happening and ruin everyone's excitement, or I don't tell her and possibly expose her identity- now obviously in this situation, I would ruin the surprise but right as I went to tell her-

Wilbur Soot
Just bought my ticket

Tubbo
Same :D

"NO WHAT-!" I screeched and face-planted onto my couch. You have GOT to be kidding me.

Dream
We don't know her address

Tubbo
Uh oh

Okay this could work out in my favor-

Tommy
We just tell her we need her address because we're sending her a gift or something

Wilbur soot
Smart

What the fuck Tommy I will KILL YOU. How I was I unable to prevent this?! this is going to go awful.

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(Y/n) POV

"So... here we are.." I said as I glared at Noah, both of us in the kitchen at 2 Am. "So it seems.." he said. "I CALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!" We both shouted at eh same time. "Oh fuck-" We both darted towards the cabinet, wrestling each other out of the way. "Eat water Bitch!" Noah shrieked and chuckled a water bottle at him. "AH-"

"Kids what on earth are you doing!" We both froze at our mother's harsh tone. "H-Heyyy Mum," I said nervously as Noah dropped the bag of marshmallows he had snatched. "What are you doing up at 2 AM?!? Bed! NOW!" She yelled and I flinched. "Yes Mother." We said in sync and ran upstairs. I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding as I entered my bedroom.

"Dear god." I muttered to myself, collapsing onto my bed. I looked to my bedside table and saw my phone vibrating from a discord call. 'Oh, it's on silent' I thought as I picked it up and answering the call. "Hello?" I asked tiredly. "Oh- Did I wake you? Sorry!" Sapnap apologized. "Nah I wasn't asleep, it's 2 AM so I'm a bit tired." I said forcing my eyes to stay open. "Well you should get some rest, but before you do. We all know your birthday is coming up so we wanted to send you all our gifts. Is it okay if we have your address to send them?" He asked.

Uh oh

"Uh yeah, it's *Insert random address here*." I didn't give him my actual address, just one of the apartments in a large apartment complex my family owns. I have a room in it so it's all good. "Cool! Thanks! The gifts should probably arrive by the sixteenth." He said and I nodded. "Alright cool. But you guys really didn't have to do that." I said and I hear practically HEAR him rolling his eyes. "No we most certainly did. You helped pay for all our tickets." I giggled at his response. "Yeah yeah whatevs." I hummed.

"(Y/n), get some rest." Sap said. "Psh you're not my Mother-" "(Y/N) GO TO BED!" Sapnap started laughing at the timing. "Oh hush you! YES MOTHER!" I called out to her. "Alright alright, I'm heading to bed, cya Sap." I said tiredly, getting a 'goodnight' in response before pulling my covers over myself and drifting off into a dreamless sleep.

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"So why exactly are you packing to go spend some time at a random apartment?" Noah asked as I shoved some clothes into a bag. "Cause my friends are sending me and gift and I told them to send it to that address," I explained and he facepalmed. "You know sooner or later the jig is gonna be up and you'll have to choose out of these options. 1, randomly disappear and never talk to all of them again. 2, run away from our family and live somewhere else, or 3, Wait until you're exposed and ruin your image." He said and I groaned.

"I don't want to think about that till the time comes, now if you don't mind- I need to- close- this- suiTCASE-!" I screeched as I zipped it shut and then it exploded on me. "Nice, Nice one." Noah said clapping. "Well I'm going out." He shrugged and I glared at him. "You could at least help me ya know." I said as he walked off. "Can't, got a date with Jace." He said subconsciously before slapping a hand over his mouth as I perked up, as I turned to face him.

"You what-?" "NOTHING I'M JUST GOING TO GET BUBBLE TEA." He screeched his entire face practically bright pink. "what did you just say? you have a- a-" I squealed on the verge of exploding. "NONONONONONO-" He shrieked, sliding down against the wall in embarrassment. "Aweeeeeeeee my little brother has finally grown upppppp!" I awed teasingly and he whined.

"Please just give me a mask and a pair of sunglasses so I don't get recognised." He mumbled, burying his face in his hands. "I am just so proud of you N! Although if he ever hurts you I promise I will burn this country to the ground until I find him." I said and Noah flinched. "Please don't do that." He sighed, face still burning bright red. "Mhm well for what it's worth I'm glad that your going out with him." I said and he looked at me in confusion. "Why?" He asked. "Why? Because I love you, and, you deserve to be happy. Plus I know that the media sucks and it's gonna be hard for you but hey, if we really want we could just get up and leave to like the UK or something." Noah smiled at me after my little speech. "Well thank you, but just getting up and leaving sounds a bit extreme. Plus we can't just take Jace and leave." He mumbled the last part and I grinned.

(Lmao so I've been seeing a ton of comments about people shipping Noah and Jace?¿ which is cool. Would anyone be interested if I added an extra part at the end of a chapter focusing on the two a bit more or nah?)

"Yeah yeah guess you're right, Anyways here is a disguise now go get yo man! You should also buy your own while your out." I suggested. "Too much of a hassle, cya later (Y/n)." He chuckled as he left the room. "Guess I gotta clean this up by myself then." I sighed, punching my bed as I began to pick everything up and re-pack. My phone started ringing and I groaned. "If it's sapnap again I will burn down Americ- TUBBO!" I screeched as I saw the contact name and picking up. "What's up Tubbster," I said as I continued packing. "Hey (Y/n)! I think Sapnap forgot to ask last night if you could film your reaction when the package arrives?" He asked. "I guess? Obviously ill leave my face out." I said.

"yeah yeah of course." He said. "Anyways what're you up to right now?" He asked. 'Uhhhh-' "Just tidying up my room, I dropped the laundry basket on the floor and all the clothes went everywhere." I said smoothly. "Yikes, does not sound fun." He said and I let out a heavy sigh. "No, it is in fact very un-fun." I say as I stuff everything back into the suitcase. "Mkayyyy well I'm gonna head back onto the SMP. Good luck?" He said and I sighed. "Thank youuuuuu." I said before he hung up.

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"God. fucking. DAMMIT!" I screeched as I hauled the suitcase to my car and chucked it in the trunk. "Haha." Noah said as he filmed me and I flipped him off. "Well good luck with your double life. I'm going to go play like CSGO or something." he said and went inside. "What a prick." I muttered as I slammed the boot shut and hopped in the front, opting not to say goodbye to mother and father dearest because they suck lol.

After starting up the engine I drove down the driveway and the next thing you know I was standing In the doorway of an apartment with maids and butlers putting away all my stuff. "All right, you guys know the drill." I said and they began to put a bunch of miscellaneous items throughout to apartment to make it feel more 'homey'. Once they were done I let out a large groan and basically withered away. "Why do I do this to myself."

I stared up at the ceiling in boredom before hopping back up

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