"𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚊" |《Dream SMP Reader Insert》

-16-

Bruh I started writing this chapter the day I published chapter 1 of this book, pog.

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(Y/n) POV

"Dude Dream's room is boring, there's nothing juicy here." I groaned. The snooping had been pointless, there were no secrets hidden. "Goddammit, whatever, let's just go on the roof. TUBBO! open the window!" Tommy shouted and Tubbo nodded, running over and unlocking the window. "Go men go! File out file out!" Tommy shouted as Tubbo and I were practically pushed out the window.

"Okay, now we're on the roof we sho-" We were shut up by the sound of the window slamming shut and a 'click'. "Ohhhhhh shit." Tommy said as he spun around and tried to pry it open. "OH FUCK!" I screeched, putting on my mask and glasses. "my god, I sure am glad these were in my pocket." I said to myself, sighing in relief.

"Bigger problems here (Y/n)!" Tubbo said. "Fuck, why does this bitch have a two-story house-" Tommy complained as he sat down. "Maybe another one of his second-story windows are open." I suggested. Unfortunately, we quickly found out that the ones that were unlocked weren't accessible from the lower section of the roof we were on. "Well fuck." I said.

Tubbo plopped down on the edge of the roof, swinging his legs when suddenly the gutter gave out. "AAH!" He screeched as Tommy leaped forward and grabbed his hand. Tommy started to slide down so grabbed his ankle... and started to fall too. "OH GOD." I screamed as I gripped onto the edge of the roof. "Fuck! What do we do now?!" Tommy screeched.

"Uh... guys.." Tubbo said, looking forward straight at a window. "What is it Tubbo?" Tommy asked defeatedly, looking up to where Tubbo was looking. "Oh shit." The three of us were face to face with George, who was in on the second story probably looking for us. "HOLY SHIT" We heard him scream from inside.

George tried to pry the window open but it was locked, so he just slid the fly screen part open. "You guys! What the hell?! Are you okay?! oh my god DREAM!" He called panicking. We heard the thundering of footsteps and up came the whole gang. "Uhhh. Hey?" I asked. "Oh my gosh- hold on-" Dream said, rushing to grab the key for the window. "YEAH HURRY I CANT HOLD ON FOREVER." I screeched.

Dream unlocked the window and reached out for Tubbo. "Okay, grab my hand." Dream said and Tubbo did so. "Tommy, let go of him." Dream said and Tommy shook his head rapidly. "What if you drop him!" He screeched and I stifled a laugh. "Overprotective much?" I teased and he glared. "Fine! Take him!" Tommy huffed, slowly letting go of Tubbo. "AH!" Tubbster shrieked as he swung forwards towards the window.

Dream hoisted him up through the open window. "Okay uh, now for Tommy. Jesus christ what were you guys doing!?" Wilbur shouted and Tommy laughed nervously, "Yeah okay hurry up there's too much blood rushing to my head!" He complained since he WAS hanging upside down after all. Dream decided to hoist the two of us up from the roof so he went to go through his bedroom window but we had accidentally locked the door from the inside so he went through the spare room's window. Dream pulled the two of us up onto the roof.

"Jesus christ you three! what were you guys thinking?!" Wilbur scolded us as George wrapped my cut up hands. "Ow ow owwww- That huuuurts." I whined and he facepalmed. "Tommy why am I getting tweeted that you're live from my house?" Dream asked, looking up from his phone and Tommy let out his shriek laugh. "AHAHAH- here's the thing Dream- I uh-" He stuttered, waving his hands frantically.

"Jeez, what're we gonna do with you Muffins?" Bad sighed, shaking his head while Skeppy just gave us a discreet thumbs up to which Tubbo grinned at. "Okay you three are on probation." Sapnap chuckled, sitting down on a chair and resting his legs on the table. "Noo!" Tubbo complained, deflating and clinging to Wilbur's legs. "Get off."

"Surely not." I said, staring at Sanap menacingly. "Haha.. Yeah just kidding." He said, a look of fear in his eyes. "Holy shit! he looks terrified!" Tommy screeched and started laughing again. "Am not!" Sapnap yelled back, glaring playfully at the demon child. "Alright you three, what're the magic words?" Dream asked us.

"We love you?" Tubbo said, giving him puppy eyes getting an 'Aweee' from Bad in response. "That's sweet, but no." George said and the three of us all sighed simultaneously. "We will behave." We all said at the same time and Dream grinned, satisfied with our answer. "Good, now, Let's watch some TV!" He said and we all got up and went to his living room.

Pain.

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Slightly short chapter than usual, sorry about that :( the next one is gonna be funny though. And also based on real life events for me hehehehehe- wait am I a bad person-?