"𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚊" |《Dream SMP Reader Insert》

-13-

yay more Sapnap time

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(Y/n) POV

"(Y/n) get down from there before we get in trouble!" Sapnap hissed as I climbed a water feature in the mall. "Psh what are they gonna do, arrest me?" I laughed and he facepalmed. "Just get down I hate getting in trouble with the authorities." He groaned and I stuck my tongue out him, blowing a raspberry. "Hey young lady, please get down from there this fountain gets vandalized by delinquents all the time and you don't wanna get blamed for that." I heard the voice of a security guard and Nick started laughing. (Yet another one of experiences in the great city of L.A 🙃)

He took a few pictures of me getting told off by the security guard and me apologizing. "Fucking idiot he said as we walked off and I punched his shoulder. "Shut uppp!" I groaned, covering my face with my hands in embarrassment and he laughed some more whilst filming me. "Whatever let's just go to another shop." I said.

"Or we could go get some bubble tea. There's a shop right there." He pointed at said the cute little bubble tea place across the hall. "Oh sick! Let's go!" I said, grabbing his wrist and pulling him along. Once we got there I decided to order a (Insert favourite bubble tea here) with the tapioca pearls. Sapnap got a strawberry black tea with Rainbow jelly. "Bruh wouldn't expect that from you." He said and he shrugged. "tastes good." He reasoned as we waited for the drinks to be made.

We took a few selfies once we got the drinks and sat down at one of the tables provided. "Dude I cannot wait to surprise Dream, Imagine his faceeeee." I said after taking a sip of my drink. "Plus tomorrows gonna be hella fun with the others," Sapnap added and I nodded. Suddenly a thought entered my mind. "Sap! do you think there's a Hot Topic here?" I asked, sitting up straight in anticipation.

"I mean yeah, should we go?" He asked and I nodded ecstaticly. "Yesssss! Deffo! We don't have them in Singapore!" I complained as I stood up. "Wait what. That's a crime." He said, eyes widening. The two of us stared at each other for a few seconds before bursting out in laughter. "Let's go though." I said as we got up, taking our -so far- five bags of shopping minus the food we bought. I decided to grab a trolley because we cant carry all that.

Soon we were off to Hot Topic where I spent an amount of money that my accountant calls Dangerous yet Reasonable. "(Y/n) I'm gonna go broke if we fo to any more stores, let's get back to the bnb before I have to file for bankruptcy." Sapnap said and I let out a laugh. "Yeah alright, I'll pay for the uber back." I said, opening my phone. "Holy shit (Y/n), we have 17 bags, including the five food ones that is." He said and I choked on my bubble tea.

"I'm gonna have to buy another suitcase at some point." I said, wiping my mouth and quickly putting my mask back up. "Yew. Let's get going." Sap said as we walked through the mall. "Hold up I have an Idea." I said as we passed a plushie store. Sapnap looked at me confusedly. "Let's get a little present for the others." I suggested and he agreed.

We ended up getting Tubbo a bee plushie, Tommy a slime plushie (If you know you know), A whale plushie for Wilbur and a cat for George because 1. he likes cats and also 2. Catgirl Gogy. Sapnap also got two other plushies but I wasn't sure why. "I'm gonna use my 8th grade art skills to  draw catgirl Gogy." Sapnap said and I filmed he doing some weird pose next to a bunch of anime girl body pillows. "living your best life huh." I said as he tripped and fell.

"Alright, It's getting kinda late, lets buy these and get out of this mall before we get locked in." I said and put my phone back into my pocket. "Can I please get one of these?" He asked and I started laughing. "W-WHA- NO-" I screeched. I saw Sapnap taking his phone out in my peripheral vision and raised an eyebrow as he started filming me. "Hey wanna know what a gag gift I got for Dream is?" Sapnap said, radiating pure domininance. "Oh god what did you do Snapmap." I lowered my mask to take the last gulp of my tea. Big mistake.

"I actually got him a catboy maid gogy body pillow." Sapnap said proudly and I spat out my drink across the floor. "FUCK THAT CAME OUTTA MY NOSE." I screeched and Sapnap fell to the floor laughing, clutching his sides. "FUCK." I shrieked, using my sleeve to wipe the tea from my face. "

"Is everything okay here?" I heard a voice and turned around to see a store employee eying the two of us suspiciously. "S-Sorry sir- I just- choked on my d-drink." I wheezed and his gaze softened. "Alright, We'll get someone to clean this up. However please refrain from screaming profanities out loud." He scolded and I nodded apologeticly as the guy left to alert maintenance. "Lmao (Y/n) gets told off twice in one mall trip." Sapnap said, stifling his laughter.

"Apologize for being a dick." I said as we walked over to checkout. "No, I don't think I will." I chased him out of the door once we had paid, putting the extra two bags into the trolley. "Alright let's go now. Soon we were in an uber on the way home. "What time do the others get here again?" I asked as we walked back inside, carrying all the shopping. "Uhh they'll be here around 6 AM." Nick started to pack away the food and I nodded. "Gonna take my stuff upstairs. Peace." I said and made my way up towards what would be tommy, Tubbo and I's room.

I put all the bags away in the corner of my room and flopped face first into the bed. just before I fell asleep I heard Sapnap call out for me. "COMING!" I called back and made my way downstairs, rubbing my eyes tiredly. "The hell you've been upstairs for like twenty minutes whats with the mood swing?" He asked and tossed me Monster so I could keep myself awake.

"Jet lag do be hitting hard doe." I said and I opened it and took a sip. "Aight, I propose we watch two movies while eating some apple pie and then crash for the night." Sapnap said and I nodded. "I accept your proposal." I said, opening my phone to check DM's. "Does this mean that you accept the engagement." Sapnap said, clasping his hands together and giving me puppy dog eyes.

"Yeah okay why not." I said subconsciously and sat down on the couch. We ended up watching Princess and the frog. "This could be us." Sapnap said, pointing at the TV when Tiana and Naveen kissed at their wedding. "But you're an Aqua dog." He sniffed and I started laughing, "The fuck is an Aqua dog and why is it bad?!" I screeched. After a while we both decided to go to bed and get a good nights sleep ready for the big day tomorrow.

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