"𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚊" |《Dream SMP Reader Insert》

-17-

Hehehehehehehehe this will be fun to write about because I have done exactly what you do in this irl-

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(Y/n) POV

*Knock Knock Knock*

Is anyone going to get that?

*Knock Knock Knock*

Anyone?

*BANG BANG BANG*

"Alright ALRIGHT! I'm coming!" I called, putting down my book and hopping off the kitchen counter. I opened the door to see an annoyed looking Dream. "Sorry big D, everyone's being lazy and didn't get the door. You can thank me later." I stated proudly and he rolled his eyes playfully. "Yeah yeah, Sure. Anyways I was gonna head to a park in the city, You guys wanna come?" He asked. "Lemme check, GUYS! WANNA GO TO A PARK WITH DREAM?" I screamed loudly.

"SHUT UP AND YES." Someone screamed back. "I... don't- know who that was." I said and balla bing balla boom next thing you know we were all squished together in a car hoping we don't get pulled over due to too many people inside. "... I called shotgun everyone heard me!" George complained as he sat on Dream's lap in the middle seat. "I also have to object I sat on Skeppy's lap last time why do I have to do it again?" Bad huffed, crossing his arms.

"The amount of sexual tension in this car is blowing my mind," I said and laughter/complaints erupted from everyone in the car. "I'm also gonna object I wanted to stay home and play Minecraft." Tommy said and I rolled my eyes. "Quiet Cookie we're gonna have a good time." I replied and he pouted childishly. We got there pretty quickly and begun to set up at a park table or summ idk man.

I grabbed a brownie Bad made and looked around, then spotted something. It was a large patch of trees and bushes, kinda looked like a swampy area. Then I noticed a bridge going through it. "Psst, T&T, Let's go over there." I whispered as the others were busy setting up and they both nodded. We all darted away and Ran across the bridge.

"What the hell how far does this go?" Tubbo asked as we walked along the wooden pathway. "Dunno, hey look there's fish and shit." Tommy said, leaning over the edge of the safety rails. "And rocks...." I thought aloud, Taking off my sunglasses and putting them back on for dramatic effect. "Oh god (Y/n) surely not." Tubbo said, reaching towards me. "PARKOUR BITCH!" I screeched, jumping off the bridge and onto one of the rocks. it wasn't high up by the way, just above the water by like two feet.

"FUCK YEAH!" Tommy screeched and jumped over as well. "Oh my god- okay, I'm coming," Tubbo said, also leaping over. "Okay this rock is crowded." I said and jumped to another rock. After that whole crusade we got out of the river, Tommy now soaking wet cause I accidentally pushed him into the creek... uhhhh- "Cookie I'm sorrrrryyyyyyy." I apologized as Tommy laid down in the sun to try dry off. "Paiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn." He breathed out as Tubbo died from laughter in the background.

"Tommy?! (Y/n)? Tubbo?" I heard a voice calling. "Oh shit RUN men RUN!" Tommy screeched and we all darted. "I HEARD THAT!" Bad called back and we continued to book it. We came out the other side of the little forest area which was a lot smaller than it seemed and ran around the outside of it. Next thing you know we found a FANCY looking garden with flowers and shit.

"Woah! The place looks fancy as fuck," Tommy said as he picked a flower. "I bet there are fancy rich snobby posh people drinking the most expensive tea in there." He said and I laughed awkwardly cause he basically described Mother dearest. "Let's go disturb them!" Tubbo shouted and we ran towards the garden entrance but stopped dead in our tracks at what we saw. A sign that said 'Venue reserved 12 am - 4 pm' "Oh dang that's a wedding." I said as people dressed all fancy walked in and we quickly ducked behind some hedges which just so happed to be near the altar of the wedding which I conveniently saw through a gap in the hedge.

"We nearly crashed a wedding.' Tubbo said and I grinned. "What if we, Hypothetically, started screaming profanities when they do their vows as she walks down the aisle." I suggested and Tommy grinned mischievously while Tubbo stared at me in shock. "yes let's do it! I hate it when people get married. Makes it less special for the day I do. I'm in the mood for a wife anyway." Tommy proudly stated and I choked on air trying to conceal my loud laughter.

The two messed around for a bit while I stayed quiet trying to listen for wedding music and soon enough I heard the quiet tune of a violin or whatever. "Shhh! Guys! It's started!" I whisper yelled at the two and Tommy got off of Tubbo, who he had tackled to the ground. I peeked through the gap and saw some chick smiling and walking down. "Okay on three... Two... one!" I counted down and immediately the three of us started screaming.

"DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD-" From Tommy

"FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH FUCKING B-" From myself and

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" From Tubbo

Then we all ran back into the bush bridge thing to hide cause we heard someone coming out to find us. In there we saw Dream and George sitting on the ledge, chatting. "Guys! Stop making out and help us! If a well-dressed person comes through asking if you've seen some teenagers tell them we went in the opposite direction!" I whisper yelled as we kept running, George turning bright red in embarrassment at the making out comment while Dream lost his shit laughing.

"What do you think they did?" Dream asked as we sped off and George shrugged. "Who knows?" He mumbled absentmindedly.

"We are terrible people." I said as we hid behind a tree to catch our breath, Tommy was wheezing with laughter as he banged the trunk of the tree with his fist. "Indeed, we are most definitely going to hell." Tubbo laughed with Tommy. "So you wanna explain what you three are up to?" We heard the voice of Will and we all froze. "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

"Wilbuuuur!" Tommy exclaimed awkwardly. "Cut the crap, we just had a man come over and te,, us to control you three because you disturbed them or something. So what exactly. Did. You. Do?" He growled, crossing his arms, "we uh... ruined a... wedding?" Tubbo said quietly, hiding behind Tommy. "You what."

"Oh my god! What!? You three are grounded!" Wilbur said after we explained what happened exactly to the whole group. "That- Dear god I'll see you in hell kids." Dream said and Sapnap flicked him on the forehead. "No that's where I'll be." He said proudly. "What the fuck." Skeppy said earning a 'language!' and a light lunch on the shoulder. "Ow".

"My god, okay you three are forbidden from exploration you can only go to the play park there or stay here." Will said and Tommy started screaming profanities at him. I grabbed another brownie and took off my mask to take a bite of it. Hecklers these were so good what the Frick. After a few more hours we decided to head to a cafe then go back to the Airbnb, Dream was gonna have a sleepover tonight so that would be Pog.

We got to the cafe and all got a pastry and drink of some kind when suddenly I felt an intense gaze land on me, giving me an uneasy feeling. I made sure my mask was up and looked around the cafe and saw something pretty frightening, Uh oh that's not good. Sitting across from us was one of the top reporters in Singapore, Annabel Young, She's like a hawk and is always very up to date with anything that goes on with any of the other 'crazy rich' families across Singapore. What on earth is she doing here?
I began to sweat nervously hoping she was just appalled by my fashion style or something.

That was until she snapped a picture of me discreetly.

Oh no

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Cliffhanger? Maybe