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GROUP CHAT
jin is a liar tingz

taetae
*article attached*

taetae
what the fuck, jin?

yoongies
well.. that was definitely
an emergency

jimin loves suga
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
THAT YOU KNOW JUNGKOOK?

jimin loves suga
WAIT ARE YOU CHEATING ON
NAMJOON WITH THAT FINE
PIECE OF ASS?

yoongies
jimin.

jimin loves suga
sorry honey love u

jin
so uh, this is not what it
looks like?

taetae
explain. right now.

jin
we uh - i ran into him, we talked
a couple of times back when he was
a trainee, didn't i tell you guys?
and yeah, we were just catching up,
and i guess someone found us.

taetae
why are you touching his amazing
luscious hair that i want to run my
hands through?

taetae
god he's so hot

hobi
control the hormones tae, you're
supposed to be mad right now

hobi
but you're right? the hair? oh my god
a cultural reset.

jin
i just gave him a friendly head pat - and
yes tae, his hair is very soft.

taetae
how did you know i was gonna ask?

jin
'cause you're you, and he's jungkook.

jk
what did i just walk into?

hobi
apparantly, jin knows jungkook
and he patted his head - so now
taehyung's freaking out.

jk
so just the usual?

yoongies
pretty much yeah.

taetae
fuck you guys

jk
you wish

taetae
not anymore.

namjoon
tae shut the fuck up
don't corrupt my child

taetae
he's 20?

namjoon
yes, a child.

hobi
JK IS THE YOUNGEST HERE?
we're all his hyungs, hA!

jks
shut the fuck up

jk
- hyung.

namjoon
anyways, so was jin cheating
on me or not?

namjoon
jk, i know he wouldn't. that
dude's way too obsessed with me.

taetae
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM
ABOUT JIN SEEING THE JUNGKOOK
IN PERSON? HOW DID YOU NOT HAVE
A HEART ATTACK?

jin
uh, i have a boyfriend, whom i love
very much?

taetae
BUT IT'S JUNGKOOK

jin
yes tae, it is jungkook.

taetae
die

taetae
wait no pls dont i love you
i'm so sorry please forgive me

jk
am i allowed to leave this
group chat yet? i'm getting
scarred for life, just by being
here for 2 seconds a day

jimin loves suga
stfu mr faceless we're
intellectuals - well other
than taehyung

taetae
die

taetae
wait no fuck

jk
pls i want to leave

yoongies
same jk, i've been asking
for years

namjoon
the day we have a conversation
in the groupchat with jk
saying he wants to leave will
be the day the world ends, istg

jk
uh huh and what a about
mr i'm so great

namjoon
WHY R U ATTACKING ME

namjoon
i'm coming over just to have
a tickle battle emo boi

jk
I AM NOT AN EMO BOI

namjoon
the tech wear fit i know for a fact
you're wearing rn begs to differ

jk
die

jk
and unlike tae i'm not taking
it back.

taetae
JK DRESSES IN TECH WEAR?🥰

jin
... and he's back








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