yoongi i'm asking the same thing cause i'm tired as fuck of having to listen to both of ur complaints about the other, and if jk gets a boyfriend it means he'll stop stealing mine <3
the jungkook die jimin's mine
yoongi HE'S LITERALLY MY BOYFRIEND
the jungkook and? he's my best friend
joon excuse me
the jungkook you're my dad shut up
joon double excuse me
the jungkook i'm sorry, i got angry and lost my filter i love you a bunch, and please don't shut up forever, just for now please. while i defend my jimin rights
chim since when was jimin rights a thing? and shouldn't i have the choice
yoongi yes but no, i'm tired of sharing you with mr perfect
the jungkook you think i'm perfect? 🥺
the jungkook wait! dont divert my attention i just want to spend time with jimin, i really like him hyung ):
yoongi don't pull the hyung card on me
hobi he's getting soft lololol
seok jin how could he not, me too yoongi me too
joon normally i'd say me three but right now i'm offended
the jungkook i told u to not talk right now
joon WHY CAN EVERYONE BUT ME TALK
the jungkook cause i'll actually listen to you if you tell me to let yoongi have jimin and i don't want that so shush or i'm gonna kick you out
joon is typing...
the jungkook has kicked joon out of the group chat
the jungkook anyway, where was i? oh! you have jimin all day every day, and i don't therefore i deserve all of his time when i actually see him
yoongi ok that is sort of valid
the jungkook and you love me
yoongi .. no
chim he does, obsessed actually
yoongi shut up
chim no
hobi are we just not gonna add namjoon back?
the jungkook i mean that was the plan
seok jin i'm all for that plan
the jungkook oh?
seok jin he refused to kill the spider in my room last night, and it almost ate me
the jungkook he's terrified of spiders to be fair, and same though, i used to calm his mom and get her to do it, brave woman
chim a girl boss
the jungkook the girl boss
hobi wait y'all totally just ignored my question
chim also where's tae?
tae <3 here, i was just watching the chaos, while eating some ice cream
hobi ooo which ice cream?
tae <3 mint chocolate
chim gross
tae <3 die
hobi wait
hobi i swear to god
hobi r u guys dating yet?
vtae <3 not officially, haven't asked him out out yet, but i guess we are dating. :)
the jungkook gross
tae <3 why are you like this
the jungkook because i'm a superior human being to all of you guys, besides hobi he's superior to me
hobi oh my god marry me
the jungkook time and date and i'll be there
tae <3 hello ???
the jungkook it's the jung hoseok what do you expect me to say? no??? no way
tae <3 i honestly can't blame you, i crushed on him for like two years straight when we were younger
the jungkook as u should
chim didn't we all?
yoongi we definitely did
hobi why did NONE of you ever tell me?
chim cause you're out of our league obviously i mean, look at you, our sunshine and hope <3
hobi shut up i'm gonna cry
the jungkook
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hobi yeah no, that ruined the mood definitely not gonna cry now
the jungkook you're welcome
tae <3 seriously why did i fall for this guy
chim cause ur taste is weird as fuck i've been trying to tell you dude
the jungkook i feel like i'm forgetting something oh wait
the jungkook added joon to the chat
joon fuck you
the jungkook <3
authors note ! short crack chapter because i'm sick, miserable and unmotivated.
anyways, i'm officially an aunt as of today! :) so i'm very excited about that
