✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !

texts

For some reason Fudou became a stalker.

Who do you think is he snatching phones with?

Fudou: bruh they better not be boring.

Genda: you should stop doing this.

Fudou: hell nah this is fun. besides, its kageyama's favorite player's phone.

Sakuma: you do know Kazemaru is not a favorite.

Fudou: whatever i hate him. anyways... *rummages through Kaze's phone*

Fudou: ..

Fudou: oH

Fudou: yA look at this.

Sakuma: what now.

Genda: im going home, make it quick.

Fudou: Look look idk who tf Endou is but look.

Sakuma: isnt he that one goalie-

Fudou: idc he looks stupid, look.

"Kazemaru, where are you?"

"I'm in class stop texting me"

"But I'm boreddd"

"N o "

"Biology sucks y'knowww"

"Idc go listen and stop texting me"

":(("

"Listen to class."

"fine we're having an experiment anyway"

"yeah u better listen, dont swallow the carbon monoxide again and again"

"or else im punching u in the guts again" 

"yeah :("

"bye bye :D"

Fudou: *sighs*they're boring..

Genda: ..did he just-

Genda: sWalLow a wHoLE pOiSon?

Sakuma: ...

Sakuma: but the thing is..

Sakuma: again?

Sakuma: are you saying he did it a couple times?

Genda: ..

Sakuma: aND HE'S STILL ALIVE.