I miss this format that I've been done before, so I did it again!
•Sauce•
Ichihoshi: Thanks for this okonomiyaki Hiroto! It's very kind of you!
Hiroto: Pssh, no problem two-face.
Ichihoshi: *eats okonomiyaki with the sauce* Wha-
Hiroto: oh? You don't like it?
Ichihoshi: N-no... I like it actually.
Hiroto: Then finish.
Ichihoshi: y-yes sir!
After Ichihoshi finishes the fud...
Ichihoshi: Uh Hiroto...
Hiroto: yeah?
Ichihoshi: what happened to the white sauce? It's kinda sticky and very salty.
Hiroto: oh, it's from here. *points at his ahem- crotch(?)*
Ichihoshi: *runs away and shouts* ASUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!
Asuto: ???
Hiroto: *chases Ichihoshi* OI, THAT'S JUST A JOKE! HAIZAKI DID IT SO STICKY AND SALTY BECAUSE HE DID THE WRONG PROCEDURE AND PUT A LOT OF SALT! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
•Calling•
Kidou: *calling*
Tenma: Kidou-kantoku! What bucket should we use?
Kidou: ah, just wear it! *talking to his callmate*
Tenma: ???
Meanwhile...
Kidou: .....*done with calling* ook, ah shit- Endou, no!
Endou: *probably does nothing* whaaa
Kidou: ah sorry, force of habit. Matsukaze, no!
Tenma: huh? *foot stuck in a bucket*
Endou: what are you doing?
Tenma: Kidou-kantoku said so.
Kidou: what-*remembers* I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Tenma: E-eh?! But you said-
Kidou: I DIDN'T!
•Baby•
Natsumi: Hey Mamoru. *wakes Endou at 3am*
Endou: Yeah?
Natsumi: The baby is kicking.
Endou: *gaaaaaaasps* It wants to play sakka!! *tugs Natsumi* LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!
Natsumi: ....
YOU ARE READING
✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !
Fanfiction( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
