✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !

Blue Swan

(I got this inspiration when I'm eatin-)

Kidou: sleep.

Yukio: no. :>

Kidou: you. sleep.

Fudou: no. :>

Kidou: WHAT DO YOU WANT, WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS SLEEP.

Fudou: I want bananas. *gets out of bedroom*

Kidou: ....you, why aren't you sleeping?

Yukio: I want to hear a story...

Kidou: story about what?

Yukio: swans.

Yes, Yukio had a swan fetish.

Kidou: fine. But it's a secret story so don't tell you father or anyone you meet.

Yukio: okay...

Kidou: so there's a swan named-

Yukio: aren't stories supposed to start with a 'once upon a time' ?

Kidou: uh. No?? Fine. Once upon a time, in the silent waters of-

Yukio: Swans can fly, right? Aren't they supposed to be on the skies?

Kidou: I- *sighs* Fine. In the silent skies of whatever land it is, there lived a miserable depressed swan.

Yukio: who?

--in the backstage--

Rei: Insert Kazemaru the swan-

Kazemaru: Rei, I'm not a swan!

Rei: no, you are a magical blue swan.

Kazemaru: correction, it's teal.

Rei: blah blah whatever you're a magical swan who is depressed.

Kazemaru: I'm NOT depressed.

Rei: explain your emo aliea side then.

Kazemaru: ........

Rei: ......just fly in the stage, swan.

--on the stage--

Kidou: there lived a swan named uh.. *looks on the back stage* Kazemaru.

Kazemaru: tf man.

Rei: Fly. On. The. Stage. Blue. Swan.

Kazemaru: I'm a TEAL swan! Not heckin BLUE.

Endou: *an orange swan* Swan buddies?