✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !

Life is Fun (?)

(Lmao is this referenced so I think it's a meme)

Toramaru: *wakes up* Ahhh! Such a beautiful day! Yea! The sun's shining in a beautiful way! Woo! Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and—

Tobitaka: *in his emo clothes*  Life is ultimately meaningless.

Toramaru: *done brushing* .....Uhh... UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH..... but I'll get out of the house ! Get on the road, top down, hands out! Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm—

Tobitaka: *on the back seat* The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions.

Toramaru: oh! But i- I'll head to class! Try my best on every test 'til I pass! And my grades are SCREAMING in my face! (AAAAAAYYYYYY!)

Tobitaka: 98 percent of what you learn is a waste.

Toramaru: I get uh....

*at home*

Toramaru: Hang out with all of my friends, (ya!) My friends are the friendliest friends , can't think of a better way to spend my time—

Tobitaka: Your brain is flawed and all of your friends will DIE.

Toramaru: I—nevermind! I'm alive in the greatest nation! So proud of—

Tobitaka: the exploitation of the natives?

Toramaru: *mad* *has an eagle on his arm* This graceful bird means freedom for all.

Tobitaka: Tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren't BALD.
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Toramaru: I can live in the moment milk every second—

Tobitaka: At anytime you could get clinical depression.

Toramaru: but I'll just be happy! No matter what's in store—

Tobitaka: it's quite genetic and we have no cure.

Toramaru: uhhh... Atleast WE ARE YOUNG!

(IE Adults: lmao)

Tobitaka: Not for long...

Toramaru: Life is fun!!

Tobitaka: It only goes downhill.

Toramaru: We gotta make the most out of it! Make the out of it—

Tobitaka: or you'll regret it.

Toramaru: WE ARE YOUNG!!

Tobitaka: for now.

Toramaru: LIFE IS FUUUUN!

Tobitaka: for some people.

Toramaru: we gotta make the most out of it!

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Lmao I lazy, it's a part 1-