✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !

Baby

A door bell rings, a depressed Fubuki Shirou opened the door, and gasped at his sight.

Fubuki: Kazemaru!! Fudou!! Come here!!

Kazemaru: *runs into Fubuki* Yes?!

Fudou: *lazily walking* what?!

Fubuki: look! Someone left three precious babies!

Kazemaru: babies? Left those babies? Who in the world is their mother?!

Fudou: worthless! She gave birth and then she left it? Gosh!

Kazemaru: wait...who is the mother are we even talking about?

Fudou: Midorikawa.

Fubuki: Fudou's Mom.

Fudou: oh shut up you don't have a mother.

Kazemaru: GUYS I'M A FRIKKIN ORPHAN!

Fubuki: ME TOO!

Babies: *crii*

Fudou: oh look.

Fubuki: oh no my precious babies!

Kazemaru: wait- 'my'?

Fubuki: yeah. My babies.

Fudou: don't ya dare say.

Kazemaru: Sh*t, he's doing it.

Fubuki: *picks up basket with both hands* look at these precious angels! God sent this angels to us to be cherished and cared!

Fudou: so ya mean Aphrodi was the mother?

Kazemaru: he's not a real god...

Fudou: oh admit it, you pray to him after praying to God.

Fubuki: shh, the babies are sleeping already! *sings a lullaby*

Kazemaru: I have no choice. *sings a lullaby with Fubuki*

Fudou: seriously guys?

Fubuki: yes! Just look at their adorable faces!

Fubuki: they're so cute!

Kazemaru: I know right?

Fudou: tch. *snatches all of the penguins* You know what, think. One looks like a freak, one looks like stubborn. One looks like dumb.

Kazemaru: now Fudou was the one talking, twhile having a punky mohawk hair with a piercing on the lip. Speak for yourself banana man.

Fudou: that doesn't include.

Kazemaru: it does~

Fubuki: oh shush ya guys, they're opening their eyes! *puts them on the sofa* so cute! Kaze! Video this!

Kazemaru: you're completely out of character now, but okay. *videos the scene*

Fudou: I dunno how it became cute.

Fubuki: aww! >.<