I used a reference for this soooo...
Yeah.
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A blue haired drunk crackhead went up in the middle of the stage, snatchin the microphone.
Kurama: Dood, what are you doing?
Hakuryuu: Man, he's high.
Minamisawa: always.
-At the stage-
Tsurugi: yOw, iLl sInG yOw a sOnG!
Kishibe: but we're singing to-
Tsurugi: sHut uP!
Also Tsurugi: aaaHehem- yOu, pLay tHe pIanO fOr mEH! oR eLse iLl sTeAl yOur eAglE pLuSHies!
Matatagi: O-okay?
-Piano starts-
Tsurugi: eVerYtIme i gOe tO dInnAH sEeMs lIke iM gETtIn a bIt tHinnAer
--Insert scenario--
Fubuki: Dinner is ready! Shuuya, take a break from your work!
Gouenji: I'm playing the offline dragon game! And I'm feeling like a stuffed chicken.
Taiyou: isn't it dinosaur?
Gouenji: IT'S A DRAGON. how can it fly if it's a dinosaur?
Taiyou: but there are air dinosaurs...
Hyouga: and the dinosaur in game has no wings!
Fubuki: ...whaaaat?
Yuuichi: It's all about offline games, Mom.
Fubuki: oh... Then Shuuya! Come here and eat!
Gouenji: aLrigHt.
Fubuki: Hyouga, where's Kyousuke?
Taiyou: having mood swings in the room.
Fubuki: call your bro- oh, he's here!
Kyousuke: *comes down* Hi Mom...
-Scenario End-
Tsurugi: i'Ll sIt doWm aT dA brIkfAsT tAbLe, i cAn tAlk; wElL tHey'Re nOt aBle
Shindou: is he on drugs or something?
Kirino: I dunno. But there's nothing higher than this spanish drunkhead. *points at Kariya*
Kariya: ¡SIENTO QUE VUELO, PINK FAIRY SENPAI! (I FEEL LIKE FLYIN, PINK FAIRY SENPAI!)
Kirino: Hn... *speaks Spanish* Cállate. (Shut up.)
Shindou: *speaking French* Quel? (What?)
Tenma: *speaks Japanese* Futsū ni hanasemasen ka? (Can't you speak normally?)
Shindou, Kirino, and Kariya: *speaks English* Shut up.
Rei: *slaps all of them and speaks Tagalog* Tahimik! (Silence!)
Tsurugi: wHeN i lOoK aT tHeM i fInD, tHeRe'S a siNGle qUesTioN oN tHeiR mInD
-Scenario on-
In the table...
Hyouga: Taiyou, should we ask him?
Taiyou: Hm.. Dad, should we ask him?
Shuuya: O.o Shirou, should we ask him?
Shirou: Uhh.... Yuuichi, should we ask him?
Yuuichi: Ehh... Kyousuke, should we ask hi-
Shirou and Shuuya: Yuuichi!
Yuuichi: oh.
Kyousuke: Ask what?
Taiyou: Uhh... Psst, Hyouga. You're the one started this.
Hyouga: I only asked you!
-Scenario End-
Shindou: Seriously, what's wrong with him?
Kirino: How am I supposed to know?
Kariya: Tal vez sea algo que ver con Tenma. (Maybe it's something to do with Tenma.)
Kirino: ¿No puedes dejar de hablar español? (Can't you stop speaking Spanish?)
Kariya: Es mi idioma original Eso es lo que usamos en Ohisama En. (It's my original language. That's what we use in Ohisama En.)
Kirino: Meh, culparé a tu padre medio español. (Meh, I'll blame your half-spanish dad.)
Tsurugi: i wIsH iT coUlD gO bAcC tO dA wAe iT wAs, iTs nOt tHat eaSy bEcuzZzzZ
-Scenario on-
Yuuichi: So Hyouga, you first. You're the youngest.
Hyouga: NO, DAD FIRST!
Shuuya: Why me? Shirou, Hunny. You first.
Shirou: Taiyou, you first.
Taiyou: Whaaaa, can't we just do it all at once?
Shuuya: Agreed.
Hyouga: Okay, in the count of three..
Yuuichi: 3....
Shirou: 2....
Taiyou: 1....
Everyone except for Kyousuke: Kyousuke, are you gay?!
Kyousuke: *chokes*
-Scenario End-
Tsurugi: mY wHoLe fAmIly thInKs iM gAe, i gUesS iTs aLwAYs bEeN tHaT wAe.
Everyone: *laughs*
Hakuryuu: Did he just say his family thinks he's Gay?! Damn that's hilarious!
Kurama: Ahk- Is he serious about it?!
Minamisawa: *secretly takes a video* I'm gonna post this online! This would be the talk!
Kariya: ¡Oh Dios mío! ¿Realmente estoy escuchando estas cosas hilarantes? (Oh my Goodness! Am I really hearing this hilarious stuff!?)
(Will continue later—)
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✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !
Fanfiction( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
