Hiura: Woah, Asuto! Look at this hat! If I buy this and wear, *grabs the hat* I will sure look like a detective, don't cha think?
Asuto: Kirina, you look like a detective even thought you don't wear that. But look at this! *grabs a hat* This hat looks cute don't cha think?
Hiura: you're already cute with that attitude Asuto, quit it.
Asuto: and you already looked like a detective with your personality so stop that!
The two starts fighting..
Saleslady: What's going on?
Salesman: I don't know.
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Haizaki: hmm.. This one or this one? I can't decide. This one has a bright red ribbon and this one has a bright pink ribbon! This difference is too hard!
Saleslady: Uh... Sir? Are you done looking at our teddy bears? It's been 10 minutes.
Haizaki: Miss, what is better? This one or this one.
Saleslady: there is no difference-
Haizaki: THERE IS! LOOK AT ITS RIBBON! GEEZ, YOU CAN'T LOOK AT A KUMAZOU PROPERLY, THIS KIND OF MATERIAL IS HOLY, NEEDED TO BE PROTECTED AND CHERISHED! SAY, DO YOU LOVE KUMAZOUS?!
Saleslady: Uuh... Yeah!
Haizaki: THEN WHY CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO?! ASNWJWQIBSDBSFKFIEBSIDJDBWNAIDJ-
Salesman: Do you sense anything weird?
Salesman#2: No I don't. You?
Salesman: Hmm.. Maybe it's just my imagination.
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Nishikage: Nosaka-san, aren't this too tall for me?
Nosaka: It's just right Seiya, and I also want to put a little fat into your muscly body.
Nishikage: But I'm on a diet...
Nosaka: Today's your cheap day!
Nishikage: you said that yesterday..
Nosaka: that's the point! Everyday is cheap day! Now f*cking eat that or else I'll ra-
Nishikage: *eats fast and swallows the Cone* DOOOOONE!
Nosaka: Good boy.
Ice cream guy: That's weird.
----tHeRE'S a lOt oF tEcHniCaL dIfFicuLtIEs mAh dEaRS----
Gouenji: we're like, doing this everyday. Aren't you guys getting tired of this?
Endou: what do you mean?
Kidou: I'm fine with this.
Gouenji: you're fine with this? Spending money all day long?
Endou: I'm kind of broke....
Kidou: bruh I'm rich. *wears shades*
Gouenji: and what if you lose your money one day?
Kidou: I don't lose money. Only you.
Gouenji: you're that f*cking confident with that money!?
Kidou: YES,BECAUSE MONEY IS LIFE GOUENJI AND YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
Gouenji: oh you now wanna fight with money, b**** I'm Gouenji!
Kidou: oh, hi Gouenji, I'm DAD.
The two starts fighting
Endou: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUYS I'M BROKE!
----iTs a sErIOuS tEcHNicAl diFFicUlTy rIgHt nOwwW----
Kazemaru: *singing and running all alone* mAkInG mY wAy dOwnTowN wUkInG fAsT fAcES pAst anD iM hOmEbUnd- tUnUnUnuNunUnUnuN tuNuNunUnuNuNunuNnnnN-
----oK nOh-iTs a sEvErE tEchNiCAl dIfFicUltY rIgHt noWww----
Genda: so... What better?
Fudou: I prefer sneakers.
Sakuma: I love sandals.
Genda: you mean for girls......?
Fudou: Ha! Gay!
Sakuma: I mean a male sandal. Like this one! *pulls out a sandal* it's durable and *slaps Fudou's arm with a sandal* and strong.
Fudou: ow! Why me?!
Sakuma: becuz I want to.
Fudou: ohh... *slaps Sakuma with a sneaker*
Sakuma: Ow! Wtf Fudou?!
Fudou: what? I'm bored. *smirks*
The two starts slapping each other with shoes
Genda: Yeah Ma'am, this rubber shoes.
Saleslady: do you know those two?
Genda: .....uuhh... No?
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Shirou: *sighs* I miss Shuuya...
Atsuya: gay much aniki?
Someoka: No, he's his Knight and Shining Armor.
Atsuya: yeah, gay.
Someoka: no, he's his boyfriend-
Atsuya: YES I KNOW AND THAT'S GAY!
----wE hEv nOh cHoiCE bUt tO lEt thIs sLIp----
Tatsuya: so uh-I can't read nee-san's writing..
Mids: wha- what do you say? *in his earphones*
Tatsuya: I said, I can't read!
Mids: whaaaaat?! You-you can't read?! You reached junior high school but you can't read!? What the-
Tatsuya: Argh, I said I can't read nee-san's writing but I can read Mids, I can!
Mids: you said you can't read, right?
Tatsuya: yes I did!
Mids: but you just said you can read! What do you mean?! Can you even read or not-
Tatsuya: I can't read nee-san's writing...
Mids: Whaaaaaat?! Now you said you can't read!
The two starts arguing
Person: are they a couple?
Person#2: I don't think so...
YOU ARE READING
✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !
Fanfiction( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
