Kazemaru: *crying*
Ichihoshi: Kazemaru-san, are you ok?why are you crying?
Kazemaru: oh. *sniff* hey Ichihoshi. Just a little homesick y'know?
Ichihoshi: eh?
Kazemaru: my family sent me a family photo. *sighs* I miss them so much. *shows a picture on his phone*
Photo: *a picture of young Kaze with two cheetahs*
Ichihoshi: *gAsP gaSP* OMG KAZEMARU-SAN'S PARENTS ARE CHEETAHS. Does that make him a human cheetah? i NEED to know how that f*cking works but I'll ask if he's feeling better about it. HOW is he not a real living cheetah ?! I NEED TO INVESTIGATE.
Kazemaru: *concerned face* why are you acting so weird? It's just a pic of me in a field trip ! Y'know... Come to think of it... Ichihoshi never talks about his mom... EH?! That's it! He grew up with his dad so he doesn't know what a mom is! DON'T WORRY HIKARU BABY I'M HERE, GIVE M̶O̶M̶M̶Y̶ DADDY KAZE A HUG!
Later...
Kidou: hOw tF dId hE noT diE?!
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✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !
ספרות חובבים( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
