Again, memes-
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Just pretend Atsuya and Hiroto are Scottish people-
Atsuya and Hiroto: *enters elevator*
Atsuya: Where are the buttons?
Hiroto: Oh no, they've installed voice recognition technology in this lift. They have the buttons.
Atsuya: ....voice recognition technology? In a lift? In Scotland? You ever tried voice recognition technology?
Hiroto: no.
Atsuya: They don't do Scottish accents.
Hiroto: *Scottish accent* Eleven.
Voice: Could you please repeat that?
Atsuya: *sighs* Eleven.
Hiroto: Eleven. Eleven!
Atsuya: Eleven!!
Voice: Could you please repeat that?
Hiroto: EL-EV-EN!
Atsuya: *face palms* Whose idea was this? You need to try an American accent. *does a different accent*
E-leven.
Hiroto: *wtf face*
Atsuya: E-leven.
Hiroto: that sounds Irish not American.
Atsuya: no it doesn't. E-leven !
Hiroto: Where in America is that? Dublin?
Atsuya: ._.
Voice: I'm sorry... Could you please repeat that?
Hiroto: Try an English accent, right. *clears throat* Eelevin!
Atsuya: >:0
Hiroto: Eelevin!
Atsuya: You from the same part of England as Fideo Ardena?
Hiroto: Let's hear yours then, sMarTaSs.
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.
Hiroto: *lowkey getting pissed* SMARTASS!
Atsuya: E-le-vin!
Voice: I'm sorry... Could you please repeat that?
Atsuya: Eleven. If you don't understand the lingo, away back home to your own country!
Hiroto: Uuuuuuh.... Is that the talk now? Is it away back to your country?
Atsuya: Oh, don't start Mr. Bleeding Heart, how can you be racist to a lift?
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.
Hiroto: Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Elev—
Atsuya: You're just saying it the same way!
Hiroto: I'm going to keep saying it until it understand Scottish! All right?
Atsuya: *sighs*
Hiroto: Eleven. Eleven! Eleven! Eleven!
Atsuya: OH JUST TAKE US ANYWHERE, YOU COW! just open the doors!
Voice: This is a voice-activated elevator. Please state which floor you would like to go in a clear and calm manner.
Atsuya: Calm? Calm? Where is that coming from ? why is it telling people to be calm?
Hiroto: *mad boi* Because they knew they'd be selling these to Scottish people who be going OFF THEIR NUTS AT IT!
Voice: You have not selected a floor.
Hiroto: AYE WE HAVE! E L E V E N.
Voice: If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor, simply say: "Open the doors, please."
Atsuya: please? Please?? Suck my <censored>
Hiroto: maybe we should just say please?
Atsuya: *points at the elevator* I'm not begging that for nothing.
Hiroto: *in a begging voice* open the doors, please.
Atsuya: pLeAse~ pathetic.
Voice: please remain calm.
Hiroto: OH! MY! GOD!
Atsuya: *piggy backs Hiroto*
Hiroto: You wait until I get up there! ...just wait for it to speak!
Voice: You have not selected a floor.
Hiroto: uUuUp yours, ya cow! If you not let us through these doors, I'm gonna come to America, I'm gonna find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice, And I'm going to the electric chair for ye!
Atsuya: Scotland, ya bastard!
Hiroto: SCOTLAND!!!!
Atsuya: SCOTLAAAAAAAAND!!!!
Hiroto: SCOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!
Atsuya: FREEEEEEDOOOM!!!!
Hiroto: FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Gouenji: *entered the elevator* So yeah, I'm going there right away—O.o
Hiroto: *gets off Atsuya*
Atsuya: :/
Gouenji: what the.....
Hiroto: :/
Atsuya: *averts eyes* .....Going up?
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Fanfiction( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
