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Ghost Hunting (with EnKaze)

This is a referenced comic-

Endou and Kazemaru are ghost hunting!

Endou: dEmoN-?

Kazemaru: stop calling it that.

Endou: dEmON! *points at random wall*

Kazemaru: stop calling-STOP TALKING TO IT!

Endou: *turns head to Kaze* No, I just wanna talk to the demons! *turns back to random wall* W-we met a pal named Gouenji Shuuya, he told us not to talk to you but I think you guys are swell!

One eternity later--

Endou: If you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on. *points at random light bulb*

--Bulb doesn't turn on--

Endou: I think this demon's a wimp!

Kazemaru: He lost his mind- *cackle*

--

Endou: Hello? Got any demons out tonight?

...

Endou: uh... Any... horny boys or- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kazemaru: horny boys?

Endou: THEY GOT HORNS-

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Kazemaru: So... This is the next stop?

Endou: yep, and before we investigate,  we need to tell them that we are entering!

Kazemaru: what-

Endou: hEy gHouUuuUuLs~! tHe bOoYs aRe hEreEee-

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Kazemaru: this is the last destination, don't you ever mess up again-

Endou: If you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on.

.....

Kazemaru: hn..

Endou: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you wanna eat Kazemaru's heart-

Kazemaru: WHA-STOP PULLING ME IN YOUR SHT!

Endou: -turn that light on...

Kazemaru: *horrified windy boi noises*

Endou: our ol' pal Kazemaru Ichirouta...

Kazemaru: sToP-

Endou: WERE A PACKAGE DEAL-!

--light turns on-

Kazemaru: *crying on the inside*

Endou: *can't believe it* Look! Look Kaze! The lights are on! Demons! We got em!

Kazemaru: I hate you man-

Endou: Love you too, LET'S GO- *runs away*

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Kazemaru: This––This is literally gonna be the last.

Endou: yep yep! Demon! If you wanna uh... *thinking* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Follow Kazemaru home turn that light on-

Kazemaru: WTF MAN-

Endou: He lives in Tokyo!

Kazemaru: Are you f*ckin serious?!

Endou: You're gonna have a hard time sleeping.

Kazemaru: I'M ALONE IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT-

Endou: *cackling*

--Light turns on--

Kazemaru: F*CK-
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Fin––After that Kazemaru slept on Endou's house-