✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !

Guess who I am

Welp.

Endou: I wonder what Gouenji's up to...

-Gouenji is reading a book-

Endou: Hm? What is he doing?

Gouenji: *flips a page*

Endou: Let's pull a prank on him!

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Endou: *covers Gouenji's eyes* Guess who I am~

Gouenji: OH SHOOT—who is this? You hands are pretty small so I think you're Fubuki?

Endou: Quit joking around or I'll break your neck.

Gouenji: Of course I'm not joking.

Endou: Then, can you guess who I am?

Gouenji: ...

Endou: ....are you asleep?

Gouenji: Oh! I just take a short nap, I was tired from my sakka practice last night.

Endou: answer me now

Gouenji: What was the question again?

Endou: what else? My name.

Gouenji: what else could it be? You're my sweetheart.

Endou: oh look at him being a smartass.

Gouenji: sweetheart, please take your hands off, my eyeballs hurt.

Endou: sweetheart who..?

Gouenji: you're being silly, who else could be my sweetheart—

Endou: SHUT UP AND SAY MY NAME!

Gouenji: ......................Fudou—

Endou: There's no way!

Gouenji: do you actually think I don't know?!

Endou: don't give me that!

Gouenji: are you doubting me right now?

Endou: it's not that hard saying a name.

Gouenji: this is not about the name, but the trust between us.

Endou: Fine I'll play along with you. I bet my left hand thumb if you don't know who I am, how about you?

Gouenji: do you really have to be extreme?

Endou: are you scared?

Gouenji: I'm not scared, YOU ARE.

Endou: HOHOHO, look at him, pretending to be strong.

Gouenji: this is your last chance, let go of me.

Endou: that's my line.

Gouenji: we won't be able to go back, is that what you want?

Endou: exactly what I want to say, one of us has to die today.

Gouenji: count to 3 and name the place we first kissed.

Endou: HAHAHA, is that all you've got? How adorable.

Gouenji: back off if your scared.

Endou: nonsense, just start now.

Gouenji: Ichi. (One)

Endou: Ni. (Two)

Gouenji: ....

Endou: praying to Afuro?

Gouenji: .....one last word before I die...

Endou: say it.

Gouenji: ....your hand's gotten rough,

Kazemaru.

Endou: *laughs* wrong name you idiot—

*cracking of neck intestifies*